| Things I say | Stories | Facts About Me | Preferences | More Facts About Me |
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Sex Jokes
The most common type of jokes I tell
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Hanging upside down from a basketball hoop
As a kid, how did I hurt my head in preschool?
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Racoon!!
What Is my favorite Animal?
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FUCK NO
Do I think Pineapple belongs on Pizza?
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Because we forgot the day we met, so we just went with the day we were officially a couple
Why is our anniversary on October 11th?
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My Dove
What Is My Nickname for you?
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Bot emails from porn sites
What did my mom see in my emails as a kid that got me in trouble?
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Iceland!
Which place is at the top of my bucket list to visit someday?
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Boobies, Ass or Thighs
What is my favorite part of the female body?
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Because I can squish them like stress balls
What Is the reason I give for liking boobies so much?
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Libertarian Socialism (Or just Socialism)
What is the name of my Political Beliefs?
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I got caution taped to the wall
What happened to me when I got in trouble with my "Uncle" Rudy in vegas?
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Tree Nuts! (But Mostly Peanuts)
What food or foods am I deathly allergic to?
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Rustic!
What is my favorite architectural style?
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Harry Potter
What book series did I read at age 5?
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Virgin
"Imagine being a _________"
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The Community Center
What was the name of the place that I got beat up?
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Basketball!
What sport have I played the most years of?
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Rain!!
What is my favorite kind of weather?
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FDR, Nelson Mandella, Malcom X
Who Is my Idol? (Multiple Correct Answers)
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55th street
"Imma keep it _________"
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My mom corrected her on some grammar and spelling errors on a note sent home
Why did the principal at Golden Oak Elementary go out of her way to make my life a living hell?
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0
How many relationships have I had before you?
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Hollow Knight
What Is my Favorite Video Game of all time?
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"lolsmh" by Westside Boogie
What is the name of my favorite song of all time?
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