This nigger is used as a token and for gay sex

This teacher routinely threw chairs at students

"I'm a little bit of a femboy"

Black People

___ are gay, for that is the law of Garfunkel.

Known for violence, this nigger & co. feuded with Ian

His classroom was the site of many adventures, including the assigning of jobs for a discord era

"Baby Jesus has such a massive cock, I tell ya."

Homosexuals

______ _____ _____ is the best video game, for that is the law of Garfunkel.

This nigger enjoys signing up for classes such as P.E. but only partaking in her favorite hobby

This teacher had a habit of saying retarded things at random like "Do not cross the street" and "You can not ask 'who is Jewish'"

"Get ready for this hell of a bazinger"

Japanese

Thou shall only be given one _____ by Garfunkel, for that is the law of Garfunkel.

He is dead, and his ghost can be seen wandering the halls of Truman and working at McDonald's

This teacher was in constant arguments with students of the class and is a big fan of 20th-century dictators

"Can't you just like, speed and then molest?"

Jews

Thou shall ____, for that is the law of Garfunkel.

This nigger is known for its tendency to sign up for advanced classes, only to get C's and ask others for help

This teacher's name described their attitude, but not their looks

"Are those colored pebbles in her urethra?!"

Mormons

Thou shalt not read books with “___” as a suffix, for that is the law of Garfunkel.