"if u can still walk by the time you get here, I'm disappointed"

What was the caption of the original choden photo

Lissy's ethnicity of choice is ______

Emily proved her absurd drunkeness when she hooked up with ______ twice this past year.

Who wrote us a five page notes document about why we were bitches

"ur rice purity score is lower than ur act score, Emily."

In the very first hour her 17th year, Lizzie shared a beautiful kiss with whom?

Ty Hofer has recently claimed that Allie has not only been killing it on the court, but also....

Recite Henry Coones cute lil drunk speech when he thought he might want to execute us in Jake's basement.

What was Jake's insta caption the night of Bella's quince?
HINT: it's really dope

"no I was planning on banging Dirty."

Who went face down in the concrete of St Elizabeth's and continued to piss an entire stream down it?

Eleanor claims to not have feelings for _____

On one of Lizzie's drunkest nights, she took a video on the stairs of Meredith's house singing what song?

Who REALLY puked on Eleanor's basement floor that one night?
(the night meredith was ass naked on the toilet)

"I would rather get a chainsaw shoved up my ass"

What was the name of the dude that bought us alcohol after the royals game because Nall Liquor was closed.

Meredith continues to be stupidly in love with a man who lives _____ miles away.

What can be considered as one of the most creative spots that one of us has had a hookup?
HINT: neighhh

Eddie White is a simple guy... all he wants is _____

"Can we talk about how our whole school encouraged the kid with severe autism to swing at nothing?"

What did Allie rate the pizza?

What is the reason that Alex Raygoza's favorite thing to do during sexy time is hit it from the back?

Last New Years Eve, Lissy got so drunk that she expressed how she doesn't want to _____ ______ anymore.

*meredith, knee deep in cum*
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