| Things Mom Adds an 'S' To | Mom's Hidden Talents | Mom's Culinary Specialties | Secret Mom Things That Aren't So Secret | Famous Mom Sayings |
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What is Barnes And Noble(s)
This is a singular chain of bookstores.
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What is The Loud Whistle
This ability allows Mom to get large groups of people's attention, or to interrupt an argument.
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What is Chocolate Cake
This is the staple of Calland birthdays.
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What is Mom's Not-So-Secret Stash
This is the term for the hidden collection of Mom treats that is actually the least-hidden thing in the house.
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What is Established/Published Author
GREAT MOM MOMENT: This occurred upon the printing of material regarding moving through the land without the benefit of footwear.
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What is The Giant Pile Of Sand
GREAT MOM MOMENT: This landmark was so worth a multiple hour drive in 90-degree heat that the rest of the family went go-cart racing.
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What is Garlic Nose
This is a name for Mom's ability to detect a certain seasoning at incredible distances.
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What is Sausage Egg Casserole
This is the holiday dish most associated with Mom.
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What are Bunions
This foot issue has required many footrubs by Dad.
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What is Lady With A Baby
This saying regarding carrying items of value only grew in use through the 80's, culminating in a peak in the early 90's.
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What is Smirnoff(s)
This is a singular alcoholic beverage.
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What is Finding Towels On The Floor
Mom has an uncanny sense for discovering this post-shower practice that drives Mom apoplectic.
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What is Blond Dinner
This monochromatic offering matches one of Mom's daughters.
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What is a Double Domer
GREAT MOM MOMENT: This is the term for Mom's accomplishment in garnering multiple degrees over multiple visits to a single university.
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What is Put Your Butt In A Sling
Possibly taken from Dad (but more effective from Mom), this saying, often used as a threat, regards supporting a certain section of anatomy.
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What is The Horse-Hair Bracelet
GREAT MOM MOMENT: This keepsake is either incredibly sweet or kind of eerie. Maybe both.
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What is Opening Jars
This ability allows Mom to open any metal container, no matter how tightly sealed.
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What is Chicken Something
This dinner does not need to be defined beyond its primary ingredient.
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What are Chick-Fil-A Visits
Trips to this restaurant chain shocked Dad.
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What is Not A Command Performance
This saying defines an event at which presence is not mandatory.
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What is Nordstrom(s)
This is a singular high-end clothing store. No really, it's singular, we swear.
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What is Lunch Bag Art
This ability improved many a child's afternoon mealtime.
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What is the Poo-Poo Platter
This alliterative dish had its zenith in the late 80's, but has not been seen much recently due to long cook times and health implications.
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What are Hot Hands
The status of these Mom extremities makes temperature assertion nearly impossible.
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What is She's A Solid Bunny
This saying could be mistaken for the quality of a basket item at Easter.
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