How Dare You | I'm Hurt | Why | I'm Sorry... | I Am Not Your Friend |
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What is Have you lost your mind?
How Dare You take Kathy to the Emergency Room
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What is Only because I wanted to have a good time rather than a miserable time?
I'm Hurt because you went on vacation instead of visiting me
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What is Because you fight with everyone and if I align with you, I'll end up alone?
Why are you still in contact with people I've alienated?
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What is A terrible thing for a mother to say?
I'm sorry that I never taught you how to solve problems.
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What is Not today, Satan?
I am your Motha
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What is Only because of all the screaming?
How Dare You tell me I'm angry
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What is Thanks for letting me know?
I'm Hurt because you visit Iris but don't take me along.
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What is Because I've tried and it won't help?
Why don't you want to go to therapy with me?
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What is You don't even know me?
I'm sorry that you are selfish like your father.
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What is a strawman argument?
You don't HAVE to say it!
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What is This is why nobody likes you?
How Dare You ask me not to yell in Public
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What is Why didn’t you ask me for help?
I'm Hurt because you didn’t offer to help me move.
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What is Because I choose life?
Why don't we go on a trip together?
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What is Only because of the abuse?
I'm sorry that we aren't closer.
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What is No you don't?
I have to tell you...
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What is Addition by subtraction?
How Dare You not call me more often
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What is Thanks for letting me know?
I'm Hurt because you didn't wish me a Happy Purim.
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What is Because I don't feel like insulting the staff at Olive Garden?
Why don't we go out to eat?
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What is You're?
I'm sorry that your mistreating me.
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What is No thank you?
Look...
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What is I am not your clone?
How Dare You disagree with my opinion
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What is Okay that’s enough?
I'm Hurt because you mistreat me.
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What is Because I feel worse after talking to you than I did before?
Why don't you call me more often?
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What is Thank you?
I'm sorry that you have so many problems.
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Who is Jeffrey Dahmer?
Other parents are much worse...
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