I GOT THIS BILL WITH NO MONEY TO PAY-WHO CAN I CALL TO HELP TAKE THIS AWAY?

THIS HANGING COLOR FROM YOUR DOOR MIGHT BE A SIGN YOU ARE IN FOR A COLD NIGHT

HE WAS SO NICE WHEN HE CAME TO MY DOOR, BUT WHEN I LOOK AT MY BILL MY JAW HITS THE FLOOR

THESE TWO PEOPLE CELEBRATE A BIRTHDAY ON THE SAME DAY, AND THEIR FIRST NAME ALSO STARTS WITH THE LETTER A

MY POWER WAS OUT FOR 16 HOURS- CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME MONEY BECAUSE MY FOOD IS NOW SOUR.

MY NAME IS NOT ON THE ACCOUNT, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. IM CALLING FOR A FRIEND WHATS THE BEST WAY TO PAY?

CALLER DOES NOT HAVE AN ADDRESS BUT THE SMELL IS HEAVY, WE WOULD PLACE THIS TYPE OF ORDER

YOU GUYS MUST BE BILLING ME FOR THE THRILL, WHERE CAN I SEE THAT THIS USAGE IS REAL?

DURING THE SEASON HE DECKS THE HALLS PERFECT CANDIDATE TO PLAY SANTA CLAUSE

MY POWER IS OUT HOW CAN THIS BE, HOW CAN YOU ENSURE THAT YOU'LL ALERT ME?

10% DOWN CAN GET YOU STARTED AND IN 18 MONTHS YOU AND THE PLAN WILL BE PARTED.

A BROWN PATCH OF GRASS IS AN ISSUE WITH NO SMELL OF GAS, THIS IS OUR RESPONSE TIME.

MY BILL HAS DOUBLED AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED, PLEASE GIVE ME AN OPTION THAT WONT HURT MY BRAIN

SHE DOSENT REALLY COOK AT ALL - BUT HER TACO RING IS OFF THE WALL

I HAVE NO MONEY IN MY POCKET- WHERE CAN I GET A NEW METER SOCKET?

YOUR BANK INFORMATION IS VERY PRIVATE- WE USE THIS 3RD PARTY SYSTEM TO HIDE IT

THE BUILDING IS WAY TOO HOT LIKE THE SOUTHERN BORDER, HELP 911 OUT BY PLACING THIS ORDER

CHANGE IS GOOD BUT NOT TOO MUCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HAPPENS EVERY 4 MONTHS

HOW CAN ANYONE BE COOLER- EVEN HIS NICKNAME IS THE RULER

I CAN SEE A DOWN WIRE, HOW FAR AWAY SHOULD STAY- MAY I INQUIRE?

IM OVER 65 HAVING TROUBLE TO PAY- I WANT TO APPLY FOR ASSISTANCE, I DONT KNOW THE DAY

MESSY BUBBLES FROM A PUDDLE IS A CONCERN, BUT THIS MESS CRAWLING ON YOUR SCREEN IS AS WELL.

THIS SHUT OFF NOTICE ISNT FUNNY, BUT DUE TO HEALTH CONCERNS I HAVE NO MONEY

BLANK IS HER NAME-CHRISTMAS IS HER GAME, WITH 17 TREES HOW CAN SHE STAY SANE

EVERY MONTH MY POWER GOES OUT- WHO CAN HELP ME FIGURE IT OUT?