That's just how the _______ crumbles.

What time does open gym at Pioneer Park close?

There are a plethora of stupendous local attractions that span over a 24 hour service period. These attraction include but aren't limited to Woodman's, Denny's, TBK, (for lack of an actual name) Goat Petting Zoo (RIP), and Super Dog (which lives up to its name ;). What word can you spell using the first letter of each of these paradise spots?

Potato, pat-ah-toe, Matteo, Luca. To exist or not to exist. Life is too short, but Luca isn't. All these sayings are perfect examples of 21st century philosophy. On LinkedIn Matteo Di Luca is a Philosophy Major who attends Brown University. T or F?

This is for the Econ lovers out there! Really no one, ok. The local hero Vince from The South Middle School received a 15 pound gummy worm for Christmas (ik nasty right, wrong). If the largest gummy worm on Amazon costs 31.99 USD how many VV Gems would Vince need to by another?

It's just water under the _ridge. (Only one letter. Probs not what your thinking ;)

Which of the four seasons is it considered eminently optimal to go bull shark fishing?

As formerly stated Denny's is a flourishing restaurant chain worldwide. They are known across the pond for the famous and finger licking Grand Slam deal. What is the cost of this deal among much less appealing and less emphatic deals? (2 possible answers are correct, one is quite quaint and standard, however, the alternative is referred to as the Domo method).

This question is for all the math lovers! Again no one? Well 8 people walk into Denny's. 8 people walk out of Denny's. Everyone in the car is stone cold sober except for the driver who blows a 0.5. Everyone in the car is 19 except for me at the tender age of 21. What is 7-11? #ClipYourNails2022

Tnaughts with a wig Idk but DC with a ___

"Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear." What wise soul made this monumental proclamation?

What is the world record time for completion in Astro's playground full speed run? (+-) 50 seconds (Unless I change my mind)

Prior to liberation, there lived a bunch of goats who's existences primarily revolved around getting underpaid and being stroke or pat (an animal) affectionately. Post liberation people sit torn between bliss and distraught in regards to the now gone petting zoo. How many times did Bella and Bianca put forth the idea of visiting the Goat Prison I mean Petting Zoo? Hint: Don't think numerically think literary

It wasn't exactly word play, more of emotional play? Anyways Johnny played with my emotions when he claimed to be in my math class at Prospect. In Layman's terms he straight lied to me, and his name turned out to be Tanner. Why would I have rather met Johnny in the summer? Why would I?

What do Bruce Ossland and Biggy Cheese have in common.

Don't cry over spilled milk because, ___ ____ _____ __ ______. (Hyperfastidiousness is not required)

When time does the CCC close? Come on this is a 400 it can't be that easy. Like seriously I would never give away this many free point. Right?

It is a well known fact that one doesn't go to the zipline park during the daytime. This staple in society is due to the fact that if you go to the zipline park during the day, you will have to "____ __ ____." -Domo

What is the proper pronunciation of the Covid-19 variant Omicron? (Now the real question is whether I'm looking for the real pronunciation or the reference from top golf? Hmmmmmmm)

How many members are in Brady T's family? (Xander can't answer, because I am basing this off of his statement.)

Step on my ____ __ _______ break you're mother's back.

When I texted "remember this time" at what time did the clock read.

What is THE top attraction of the area? Wait could it be? An obtainable 500 pointer. No way. Yes way?

In what way could one transform the loathsome and katabolic acronym NFT into something more anabolic? Hint: What the acronym stands for don't change NFT Domo would be devastated.

Carl got caught in Sarah's Webb, Brady got caught in Ryan Dahl's propaganda. How do you spell Brady T's last name. Twosaunt? Toosont? Tosont? Hint: None of those are correct, so don't even.