Guess the Prof Mark or Mark Fill in the _______ You're hot Sh*t RSVP Guess Who
100
Who is Rosie Redfield
“Ohh… I failed my midterm… I’m doomed to a life of flipping burgers!!”
100
Who is MacLean
“Think of it this way, dx is so small, that it is smaller than any positive real number, but bigger than 0…”
100
What is People
"I know you all have stereotypes about the arts students…

Let me assure you, the Arts One People are ______....

I don’t have to remind you, I’m absolutely sure they have some pretty interesting stereotypes about you guys as well…"

- Chris Waltham
100
derive
You never drink and __________
100
Who is Rosie
Thanks for the invitation.

I’m afraid I’m not much of a reunion person, but please keep me on your email list in case I change my mind.
200
Who is Chris Waltham
“Aircraft seat belts are only good for about 16g’s… simply because there is no point in them being any stronger.”
200
Who is Halpern
“I wouldn’t mind losing a chunk of my cheek tissue this size, but I really would mind losing a chunk of a similar size of say, my eye… “
200
What is Parole
"These Self-Assessment forms were like _______ applications!!

Everyone saying things like “LET ME OUT NOW!"

- Chris Waltham
200
Self...
You often think to yourself, "___________"
200
Who is Chris
It's in my diary now. Many thanks!
300
Who is Chris Waltham
“We don’t pretend to give you any answers; we can only raise you to a higher level of confusion…”
300
Who is Halpern
One day Mark was writing on the board in orange chalk…

He casually says, "This colour isn’t really working for me, can I switch to white?"

*Motions to put down chalk and look for a white piece*

*Simultaneously, a loud booming voice comes from the back
300
What is Bicycle
"In my day, technology was far less tyrannous than it is today. The most sophisticated piece of technology we had was a slide rule and a _____. Today, I see my daughter doing her homework, and out of nowhere, a little window pops up ‘Cutie Pie says hello’
300
Relationship
You model your current ______________ with phase plane analysis
300
Who is Mark MacLean
I will be happy to attend. Hard to believe it is 10 years! It will be great to see you.
400
Who is Chris Waltham
“I remember, thirty years ago, cycling to school everyday, uphill both ways in the rain, getting passed by my professors in their fancy cars. Here I am today, thirty years later, cycling in the rain, uphill both ways, with undergraduates passing me in the
400
Who is MacLean
"The answer took a long time coming, is exactly right and it’s completely useless…"
400
What is "Laughs at"
"If you take benzene to about 15 atmospheric pressures, and raise its temperature by 400 degrees, that’s Celsius by the way, you MIGHT get it to react.

But, if you put it with Bromine, it reacts instantaneously; Bromine ________ ___ Benzene!"

- Gordon
400
One, Two
You own a ________-dimensional particle, in a ______- dimensional box
400
Who is Gordon
I have added the event to my calendar and hope to be able to make it.
500
Who is Mark Halpern
“Now, I’m going to put some tape around this tube…. Pretend I’m tapease or something….”
500
Who is MacLean
"Consider a one dimensional particle, moving in a two-dimensional box…"
500
What is "Very Fast"
Student question: "How long does it take for the Earth’s magnetic field to flip directions?"

Answer: "It happens _________ _______ ... Relative to 1 million years."

- Mark Halpern
500
Avocado right?
If I saw "Avocado", what does it sounds like I said?

*awkward silence*
500
Who is Mark Halpern
Me: "Hey Mark, how’re you?"

Him: "Good, and you?"

Me: "Pretty good! Did you get my email about the reunion?"

Him: "So, I did. I’m in Minnesota then.

And I was thinking, maybe you could you know… just do it another day?”






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