| You Snooze You Lose | Suma's favorite foods | When suma was samsooma | 2021 | RIP |
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What is the biggest lie on earth?
Suma is the king of punctuality
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What is the Buona Beef app?
You download this for unlimited free food in the drive-thru (so long as you change your look up a little)
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What is "tawsi"?
This word could be sprinkled in at the beginning, middle, and end of every sentence he uttered
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What is opening a legal controlled substance dispensary?
This is suma's dream job
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Who is Loofy?
He was the king of all things feline
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What is bed?
The clock must not strike any time before 5am for suma to get ready for this
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What is coffee?
This drink is the reason suma continues to bless us with his presence
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What is the Universal Stars?
suma was the MVP of this varsity basketball team
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What is Black?
He likes his coffee like he likes his women…
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Who is Om Yaser?
She was the queen of all surface-level cleaners
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What is the day *before* suma's birthday?
This occurred December 27, 1993.
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What is literally everything?
Cumin is the perfect condiment/spice for this food, according to suma
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What is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Suma once stayed up for 18 hours straight playing this first person shooter classic
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Who is Anas?
This person claims to be suma's best friend
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Who is Jalil Farid?
He is the former classmate and recent posthumous water-well donor
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What is suma's first car?
Mercedes Benz CLA250
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What is suma's philosophy toward food
You can always eat *around* the mold
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What is tunt Samar's baid sandwich?
The best homemade breakfast sandwich in history, according to the School of Suma
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Who is Zach Lavine?
This Bulls basketball player is who suma insists he resembles
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Who is DMX?
You could always count on this 3-lettered dawg to Give It To Ya
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What is Allen Iverson's rant?
"We sittin here, i'm supposed to be the franchise player and we in here talkin about practice… we talking about practice??"
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What is suma's favorite ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry: The Tonight Dough
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What is the G-Unit spinner shoes?
This was suma's first "cool" pair of sneakers that cuffed all the third grade chicks
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What is Perrier?
This is Suma's preferred bottled water brand
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What is YGOD?
You shall pledge yourself to this gang or you shall die
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