| RELIGIOUS | VIOLENCE | INSULTS | THE FUTURE | SHENANIGANS |
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What is Mikaela Sherry?
"I'm from Texas... my pronouns are yee/haw"
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What is Reese Layh
"Damn, that war sucked!"
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What is Molly Dorgan?
"She was cool, she was just straight."
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What is Amelia Harris
"I just want to be able to flex on my kids and tell them I never had COVID."
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What is Reese Layh
"I'd rather die than throw a football"
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Who is Adrian Donatelli?
"Give her a 1 just to humble her."
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What is Sara Freedman
"Guys, I put my fob through the washer and dryer and it still works."
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What is Kelly McNeil?
"Frisbees suck!"
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What is Alex Patton
"We got 200 girls in this sorority... if everyone chipped in $10, we could buy a house Peleton."
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What is Jules Oringel?
"I'm literally having a seizure salad"
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What is Sarah Kirsh?
"I'm a good jew.... it's the truth!"
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What is Lauren Brodeur
"Like that's really sad and I feel bad for her family, but like... don't blame the water!"
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What is Kelly Baker?
"How can you call yourself DJ Cornflake when you don't even like breakfast foods?!"
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What is Sarah Kirsh
"My kids will be deadlifting by the time they walk."
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What is Alex Conley?
"I think I just pulled a muscle eating those nachos"
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What is Vivien Liebler?
"Everyone has a soft spot for Mr. Worldwide"
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What is Ariana Stephenson?
"Its like I'm playing fortnight... just hide in the bush until everyone else dies and you win"
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What is Mackenzie Joyner?
"crafy Craige.... coked up Cragie... comfy craige..."
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What is Adrian Donatelli
"Some people wake up and check Instagram... I wake up and check Find my Friends."
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What is Brooke Lester?
"We are having Chef Boyardee this morning for breakfast"
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What is Isabel Chavis
"I'm fucking this corn."
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