| Favorite Fights | In the Doghouse | Marital Bliss | Happy Holidays, Hon! | Bish...You Cray! |
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Why do you spend 3 hours at breakfast every morning?
Because they're nice to me
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What are the conditions for keeping my dog?
Vacuuming 3 times a day
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What is the number of marriages that end in divorce
65%
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Why do I drink so much?
Spending time with in laws
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What is if nagging were an Olympic sport
My wife would win a gold medal
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Why do you spend so much time alone?
So I can have sex with someone who cares about me
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What is the key to a happy marriage?
Working long hours
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How do you have a peaceful weekend?
Double cutting the lawn
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What is the perfect time to get a job at Home Depot?
When your wife retires
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What is the number 1 cause of divorce?
Spending too much time together
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