This person always brightens Mr. Wilson's morning by saying hello.

This person is the biggest proponent of reading and has probably finished at least 100 books this semester alone.

This person tries to start "beef," get more essays, and settle the class for Mr. Wilson's lessons.

This person is a published author, and has thus learned that there is no money in writing.

This person impressively read Romeo and Juliet and has proof that Mr. Wilson was once a little kid.

This person sings Mr. Wilson's favorite song.

When this person misses class, we don't do anything because how can class function without her?

This person regales the class with fantastical tales that rival the greatest storytellers across the ages.

This person is ALWAYS the source of horseplay.

This person is able to decipher Mr. Wilson's directions (no matter how confusing) and translates them for the people around her.

This quiet person likes to laugh at all of the situations that only happen in 5th period and assures Mr. Wilson that everyone is Anthony's cousin so anyone can beat him up for this reason.

This person doesn't feel too good.

This person forgets that her desk isn't a pillow and has the smallest signature in the world.

This person is a true lady could not read several lines from Romeo and Juliet.

This person learned her lesson to carry sodas in backpacks and probably has the best reason to put Anthony in a headlock.

This person is used to being asked "what are you doing" by Ms. Sanchez.

This person has tried to bring Mr. Wilson up-to-date with the cool kids with a hip handshake.

This person is never not sick nor not frustrated with Mr. Wilson.