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Spiderman 2
A game about a friendly neighbourhood web-slinger fighting a mad scientist with metal tentacles. It is based on a film of the same name.
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Mario (Super Mario Bros.)
Is a fictional character created by Japanese video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto and is now the mascot of Nintendo
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The test wasn't written in braile
A student couldn't answer his test. Why?
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"That is unfortunate"
When something bad happens or when something doesn't go as planned, Von will say this phrase:
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Cat (Felis catus)
(This is not up for debate. I will end you)
A domestic species of mammal that are the cutest pets in the world.
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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Is a 2002 action-adventure game developed by Rockstar North and published by Rockstar Games. It As the fourth main entry in the Grand Theft Auto series, following 2001's Grand Theft Auto III, and the sixth instalment overall.
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Cloud Strife (FFIIV)
A soldier turned mercenary, he protects the planet and it's people using a big sword that belonged to his deceased friend
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What dad?
What do black kids call their dad?
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Bogus Binted
A meme that Lou has inifected us with
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Short-tailed Stingray (Bathytoshia brevicaudata)
(This fucking-)
This fucker killed our beloved "Crocodile Hunter", Steve Irwin
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Monster Hunter
You kill monsters to kill even stronger monsters.
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Spyro (Spyro)
Daily Double: A Purple Fucking Dragon
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December 7th, 1941
America had an explosive Christmas season...
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Catching Skillshots
When Nisa plays League of Legends, her champions gain this ability:
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Sushi the Shoe-billed stork
Buckbeak the hippogriff from the Harry Potter series is based on this bird:
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Resident Evil 4
A survival horror third-person shooter video game developed by Capcom Production Studio 4 and published by Capcom
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Chun-Li (Street Fighter)
She is the first female playable character to appear in a fighting game
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Princess Diana of Wales
Who were the reporters in Paris, France waiting for?
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"God I wanna fuck Jhomel"
During a game of Terraria, Lou and I thought that Burton said this about me:
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Hippos (Hippopotamus amphibius)
These roided up armored horses are one the most dangerous animals in Africa
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God of War and God of War 2
These games follow a man who goes out on a murder spree because of his anger issues and is possible autism
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Link (Legend of Zelda)
This dude is the main character of a legend named after someone else. (Like, B R U H)
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The Italian sat with the Allies, the German killed himself and the Japanese got the sun dropped on them twice
A German, an Italian and a Japanese walked into a bar...
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Went in between 2 trucks
Lou, Von and I thought that we were gonna die when we...:
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Cassowaries (Casuarius)
These scary fuckers are thought to be more similar to ancient dinosaurs than most other birds.
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