It might not be the hippest university in town, but between 2009-2013 this university was cooler than it's ever been.

Not just known for tiki torches and race riots, this town actually has a lovely wine and cuisine scene too.

The most attractive man Ariel has ever dated.

This category of dessert is often said to be Ariel's favorite food.

Known chiefly as the small town where Ariel is from, I guess there's some other famous stuff there too

Known for having the best college dining area, this UCSD college has also become famous for having Ariel as an alumna.

Ariel's good at playing mind games, so good, in fact, that she likely wants to go into this medical specialty.

It might seem like it was just yesterday, but Ariel and Jared first started dating in this year (yes, we're old).

Let me pepper your brain with some clues here. This refreshing flavor is a key staple of Ariel Wilson's dessert diet.

No I don't mean the cookie, I mean the Ping Pong-loving dog that Ariel's family had all throughout college.

Ho ho ho, this sorority might give its girls an unseemly nickname, but it does deserve some credit for getting Ariel laid

Ariel is in this year of medical school

"I can't wait to tell our kids about how we met." Ariel and her friends stormed drunkenly into Jared's shared double bedroom to play this online web camera craze.

She may be a white girl, but her stomach often craves food from this Southeast Asian country.

Ariel's middle name.

"Play the sun upon my lips so if my voice is drowned by fear I'll breath the air and dry the slashing waves of endless night." Ariel always was a great writer, but this college minor likely helped her a bit too.

Don't I give you all the love you need? Ariel has told Jared frequently about her desire to get this animal, her favorite pet. She's even described herself as a [blank]-person.

Some call it high art, others call it the trashiest TV ever. Ariel insisted that Jared watch this show on their first few dates. Fortunately, Ariel turned out to be the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

Ariel once followed this diet in college, but it didn't work out.

Waka Flocka Flame isn't the only one going hard in da paint. Ariel was crowned the MVP in this sport in 9th grade.

This street was the epicenter of many fun nights in Ariel's senior year, including seeing her passed out on the lawn outside and hanging out with her best friends.

Psych! You all thought she was actually going to accept her admission into this PhD program in Illinois?

He may not be much of a Romeo himself, but this 3rd year roommate of Jared's sure helped connect Ariel and Jared.

You want to go a topless bar? Weird. Ohhhh, I misheard you. You want to go to this type of restaurant with small Spanish dishes.

Between her MVP sports award and famously large sandwiches, Ariel was queen of this high school that she attended.