This zany character is Scooby's best friend, has an appetite of a gorilla, always looked stoned, and calls most people "man".

Fill in the blank.
"Early bird gets the _______"

A two-ingredient classic, cooked in a pan to a gooey yet crispy perfection. (*Bread counts as an ingredient*)

This sound effect is commonly attributed to the firing of a gun, rhymes with "hang", and is also what Marty has never been able to do with other rabbits.

Hump day.

Scooby and the gang count on this shagadelic super-van as their trusty get-a-way car.

These things fucking suck. They ruin your picnics at the beach, they poop on your cars and on your heads, they swarm in flocks. All around this white bird is annoying as shit.

A three-ingredient classic, good at any time, and best with a fat-to-fat ingredient ration, but that depends on how you like it. (*Bread counts as an ingredient*)

This sound effect is commonly made to man/woman, by his/her group of friends, if said individual does NOT wear the pants in their relationship.

The worst business day of the week, no one likes this day except for communists and mean-librarians.

This little shit is Scooby's little cousin and appears time to time to "help" the gang solve mysteries, but usually just ends up fucking things up for everyone.

This creepy ass bird literally senses death. If you're in the desert, and about to die, its likely these birds are circling above your head, waiting for you to croak and turn into hot soup under the desert sun so they can feast on your organs and bones with out having to put in any work.

This delicious sammy has swiss cheese, corned beef, sour kraut or coleslaw, russian dressing, all stuffed in between toasted rye bread.

This sound is also the name for Sony's failed attempt at making a video streaming service that is still somehow alive, Also apart of a cereal slogan, "snap, _____, pop"

The laziest day of the week.

*DAILY DOUBLE*
Fill in the blank.
"...And i would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you _________ kids!!"

Birds? ("what is" format not necessary for this one-word answer)

The chevrolet of diner-sandwiches, this sandwich is often cut into 4 triangles, and stacked high, usually with a third piece of bread in the middle. You can almost always count on it being on the menu.

This is the sound of an old door slowly opening

Thanksgiving, a holiday said to celebrate togetherness and family values, is actually a web of lies, woven-tightly around years of Native-American genocide and mistreatment, and then shoved down the American peoples throats in order to make it seem like the territorial acquisition was in any way "peaceful" or "justified". How bout that stuffing and cranberry sauce though am I right?
This Joyous holiday falls on what day every year?

"Scooby-Doo: The Movie", released in 2002, was a live-action Sooby-doo movie where scoob and the gang go to this amusement park after being invited by its owner on account of some suspicious behavior.

This clever bird is apart of the parrot family, has the ability to talk, sports a fancy yellow mohawk, and has a name that kind of rhymes with "I'm a Jew".

This Vietnamese sandwich has a thicker bread or roll, contains cilantro, pickled carrot, pickled cucumber, and pickled radish, and can be made with chicken, pork, or tofu as its main substance.

This sound is made by snakes, cats and sassy gay people alike.

*DAILY DOUBLE*
This day is pretty neutral, sometimes its good, but other times it takes out it's dick and pisses all over your mashed potatoes.