I want my baby back baby back baby back
I want my baby back baby back baby back
I want my baby back baby back baby back.....
Chillliiiiiiiii's babbbbby backkk ____________

Yeah these things fucking slap, but also leave you looking like an absolute Neanderthal after you're done eating.

This motherfucker lives in a pineapple under the sea. Which no one ever pointed out as being weird by the way? Like pineapples aren't saltwater fruits, and if one were ever to fall in the ocean, it would surely decompose far before any sea-creatures would make it into their permanent home...But anyway, I digress, what's this little fuckers name?

*Double Jeopard*
This brand of potato chips is also a popular Massachusetts vacation spot.

I legitimately feel bad about this one. This thing, left in Kacie Anthony's car, is what lead to her incarceration. Don't try too hard, It's probably exactly what you're thinking it is.

What accent is this?

This French-Canadian classic is hard to resist, a base of fries, cheese curds, and a whole bunch of other jazz all topped with gravy.

What famous show, that wasn't actually that good but is still undeniably a classic I guess, aired on Nick-at-Night and featured This song in its intro?

This slang term for the potato starts with an "S", rhymes with thud, and is what you hope to never receive as nickname at any point in your life.

A C.D. by this band is probably what Kacie Anthony had playing in her car all the time, well, when she was actually in her car that is. This band sucks dick, and you suck if you like them, and somehow they still got to play the 2011 thanksgiving day NFL halftime show. Their name is partially the name of a coin.

What accent is this?

*Double Jeopardy*
Arrigatto. This fishy, foreign delight can be eaten a variety of different ways. If you successfully use chopsticks to eat it, you have a massive dong. Just watch out for the wasabi. And for credit card fraud when you pay your bill.

This is the name of the three eyed monkey who would wave to you at the end of certain episodes of nickelodeon shows...

The only game involving a potato that everyone loves to reference but no one actually ever plays

This type of earring belonged to any one of the many dude's Kacie Anthony was shellacking all over town. If you have these, you're probably a douche, or shop at hot topic, or wear DC's, or all of the above.

What accent is this?

Don't be fooled, though this appetizer may be the spineless-cousin of a finger food, the appropriations of how it should be eaten in public reside in some very murky waters.

What was Ariana Grande's character name in the T.V. show Victorious?

This is the state where the US gets the majority of its potato's from. (134,000 per year to be exact)

The things that certainly riddled the floor of Kacie Anthony's car. You have to be a certain age to buy these, and aren't supposed to drive after too much of them, and it isn't beer.

What accent is this?

The "BBW" of pizza (that means it's thick, you nincompoops), you better strap in if you're getting ready to take down a slice of this style of pizza.

Jimmy Neutron's ginger best friend, who's honestly the fucking man.

This kind of potato is small, has red skin, is about the size of a single testicle, or a misshapen ping-pong-ball, and is commonly cubed and made with rosemary. Answer is more obvious than you think.

This thing, found in Kacie Anthony's car, is what you'd probably take if you're going to a rave to make all the lights look really cool. Or, if you're Kacie Anthony, this is probably what you take before you go to a rave while you leave your baby in the car you piece of human trash Kacie I'll never forgive you for what you did and neither will this country Ill make sure you get the punishment you deserve if its the last thing I do so help me god.

What accent is this?