This was tie dyed and worn to football games our Sr. year

A boy inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.

"I want my $2"

Members included Brett Michaels, Ricky Rockett, Bobby Dall and CC DeVille

Christian was born in this foreign country

This animal got the Sr hazing of incoming Sophomore girls unwanted national attention

It is the dawn of World War III. In mid-western America, a group of teenagers band together to defend their town, and their country, from invading Soviet forces.

"Snakes! Why did it have to be Snakes?"

This band encouraged the use of sunscreen so as not to "Blister in the Sun"

Christian went to Elementary School in this State

This masked friend streaked across a school assembly our Senior Year

Michael Dorsey, an unsuccessful actor, disguises himself as a woman in order to get a role on a trashy hospital soap.

David: "Is this real or is it a game?"
Joshua: "What's the difference?"

Hit songs included: FireWoman, She Sells Sanctuary and Love Removal Machine

Christian's first car was a blue version of this

This friend rigged up a keg dispenser in his trunk that fed in through the back seat of his LTD

In London, four very different people team up to commit armed robbery, then try to doublecross each other for the loot.

"Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag puke piece of S*it, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?"

This band was formed after their previous band Joy Division fell apart

One of these 2 guys was arrested with Christian at Cornucopia for buying beer our Soph year.

This ghosted friend was the only person I've ever known that owned a ferret

A young and impatient stockbroker is willing to do anything to get to the top, including trading on illegal inside information taken through a ruthless and greedy corporate raider who takes the youth under his wing.

"Oh Captain, my Captain"

This band was recognizable for the wall clock that hung around one member's neck

Christian took this girl to Senior Prom