| Museums | Tour Guides | Places | Famous and Almost Famous | Potpourri |
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What is the Pez Museum in Burlingame?
You need a lot of candy to fill these mouths.
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Who is Stinky Pat?
Odoriferous - open a window, PLEASE!
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What is the Brown Bear Factory?
I'm huggable but not if I'm overstuffed.
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Who is Naked Elvis?
This hound dog appeared in front of the Maritime Museum.
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What was painting night in Folsom?
It's low tide on talent tonight!
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What is the Train Museum in Old Town Sacramento?
I've been in this boxcar before.
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Who is Jack?
"I was in the movie, 12 Monkeys, and I like redheads."
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What is Old Town Sacramento Underground?
There's a whole city above me.
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What is the Rat Pack Show?
Hand picked for front row booth.
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What were Moo-Moos at Mona Lisa Restaurant?
The beauty of the wrapping did not mirror the gift inside.
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What is the Wax Museum at Fisherman's Wharf?
Same faces but different outfits.
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Who is Strike It Rich?
Eureka , there's gold in them there hills!
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What was Beach Blanket Babylon?
King Louie was a pink poodle.
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Who is Wayne Newton?
"Someone left the cake out in the rain" - time out; I need to go fix my girdle!!
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What is Alcatraz?
Take the Red and White Fleet because you can't swim from here.
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What is the Rosicrucian Egyptian Museum in San Jose?
Gail had penis obsession.
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Who is Doug?
Your fortune is "You're not from around here."
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What is Asia SF?
Hold your order, I have to change for my number.
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Who is Emperor Norton?
I was the self declared King of San Francisco!
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What is Sutter's Fort?
It is a small city inside the walls.
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What was the Picasso Exhibit at the de Young Museum in San Francisco?
Unsure which way the paintings should hang.
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Who is Captain Robert from the Big Red Shiny Mack Fire Truck? (Co-Captain Marilyn)
"Oh no, there goes my hat!!"
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What is Shear Madness?
We were witnesses to a murder.
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Who is Liberace?
I bedazzled everything, even my car.
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What is the name of the ship at the Maritime Museum?
Balclutha
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