Never took the practical drivers test
Is a certified single engine land private pilot
Moved to LaPaz Bolivia at 2 months old
Got “Stung” by a Stingray while living in West Africa and was treated by a local “witch-doctor”.

Managed a Toys R’ Us Store
Worked with a lead animator for Charles Schultz (Peanuts)
Drove in a demolition derby

Played saxophone in a jazz band
Hates going to the movies
Can ride a horse and rope cattle
Stole a firetruck

Once owned a taxidermy shop
Shares same birthday as DOI
Has animal butt pictures in his/her bathroom

First 3 places he/she lived were all islands (Guam, Okinawa, and Rhodes)
Enjoys boating (not sailing)
Has a chocolate Labradoodle named Zoe who exercises mind-control over him/her causing him/her to be the primary source of her dog treat.