| Brendan's Drunk | Brendanisms | Brendan is Outdoorsy / Athletic | Brendan Travels | Miscellaneous |
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What is a can of beans?
This gave Brendan a scar still visible on his chin.
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What is "Hey Team"
Phrase often used to address a group of friends, Deloitte colleagues, party folk, etc.
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What is Marmot
Brendan's favorite outdoor clothing brand mainly due to a discount he has maintained even since leaving a prior place of employment.
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What is Jackson Hole
The city in which Brendan was branded by a lighter due to peer pressure by kids younger than him
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What is a dove?
Will also accept: the old man of the Sunset's (Brendan in the future) walking routine
Brendan documented the development activities of this animal in the beginning stages of quarantine
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What is a Shovel?
The gardening tool confiscated by Golden Gate Park Rangers while trying to sneak alcohol in for the upcoming Outsidelands music festival even though it would not have even been inside the fences.
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What is the "Human Bullet"
Will also accept shooting star if referencing himself running at night in reflective gear.
Due to his running abilities, Brendan has coined himself this speedy name
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Who is Charles Grose?
Name of the friend Brendan thought it would be a good idea to help win a fight by kicking a man who was already on the ground in the chest
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What is reaching for the man's coins and saying "for me?!"
This is how Brendan responded to an old, homeless Hungarian man asked for money
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What is Oscar Meyer oven roasted Turkey Sandwich with Tillamook or Kraft Cheddar Cheese, and mayonnaise on Oroweat Potato Bread (untoasted)
Brendan has eaten this for nearly every lunch since starting quarantine. (be descriptive)
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What are shoes
After falling asleep in Kate Rosen's bed at Santa Clara, Brendan is said to have lost this article of clothing.
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What is a soft-cock
Phallic descriptor used by Brendan to refer to someone who lacks motivation or drive to 'go hard'; person who lacks guts / strength of character
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What is to run home? (We will also accept climb electric poles)
Brendan is known to do this activity subsequent to becoming incredibly inebriated in downtown SLO
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What are the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeonchang, South Korea
Brendan is often seen wearing memorabilia from his time working as a volunteer in the execution of this historic event.
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What is 3Oh!3?; will also accept: What is Barstool Wyoming?
Instagram account in which Brendan has appeared on
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Who is Jamie XX
Brendan left this DJ's "secret" outsidelands after-party early (before the set began) because he could not locate a bathroom.
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What is lying in another roommate's bed and rehashing the prior night's activities / filling in blackouts.
One of Brendan's favorite past-times the morning after a night drinking with the boys.
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What is WheelsUp?
Brendan's running sponsor and favorite low upfront cost private aviation company
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What is Corona, CA (We will accept Riverside)
Brendan developed an affinity with "The RIPPER" while spending the summer working in this U.S. City
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What are posts of pictures with his friend's girlfriend with poems about love as captions
In high school, Brendan was known to make these type of posts on Facebook
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What is SantaCon
Brendan showed up to a family birthday dinner after nearly blacking out after this event
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What is "What is everyone's favorite thing about me"
The question often posed by Brendan when a silence or break in conversation occurs amongst friends
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What is 4th place?
The rank Brendan placed at the Pinedale Turkey Trot
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Where is the hallway of Rachel's apartment after finding her door locked and not picking up her 75 missed calls.
After a night dancing with a lady at a club in Prague until 4am, Brendan ended his night in this location.
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What is a shift-lead / barrista at Starbucks?
The role Brendan had at his on-campus job
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