The Brita who destroyed the bathroom of Piranhas Bar & Grill, the first and last time she did anything of the sort

Where Sydney sharted

using comedy as a defense mechanism

I'd love to come but unfortunately have to go to an Excel reunion! And then going clubbing with Paz after plus have to wake up super early for DSP recruitment and then visit Meegan Dugenhoover at U of I

"yeah so, I guess we can bang"

The Brita who facebook booty called Steven Sisun, but unfortunately did not receive said booty from him

The horrible excuse of an establishment that made Ashley cry from her tuna melt

spelling literally everything wrong

Literally how did my boobs shrink this much

"So yeah you said that you don't really see me as more than a friend, which is why I wanted to say I think we should take this to the next level"

The Brita who blew straight chunks all over Simon Gibbs' Branscomb room and then stole his clothes and sported them around campus and blamed the vomit on someone else

The place where Amanda broke her vegetarianism after getting wasted and drowning her sorrows in chicken tendies

*FaceTime from Seth*

I'm a fat whore who drinks too much

"Como te llamas"

The Brita who had intercourse with a 29 year old stranger right before dining with her parents for her 2st birthday in a fancy joint

Lucasgate

horrible time management skills

Yeah no ok you're right. Yeah, you're right you're right. Ok ok. You're right.

"I know you didn't ask even a little bit, but here's my judgemental opinion on your whole life"

The Brita who puked waterfalls after Kapp Sig Aspen freshman year, leaving another Brita to inform Julia Talish that we did in fact detest her

Where Taylor Swift made an appearance once and referenced it in the news

telling the same story 17 times

I'm right

*soft*