"Every Letter Counts"

Dan's pronunciation of this word could use some "fix"ing in order to provide a proper start to one's day

"'Neath the black the sky looks dead"

Very still writing paper.

Take this device used for inflation, add your family, and you will have a halloween decoration.

"Top Secret Word Game"

Though Jordan contests it, we have indeed been entertained by this classic mispronunciation.

"I'm painting my room in the colourful way"

An emoji you might use if you were talking about drums.

Take this thick floor covering, add a stinging insect, and you have this physical sport.

"The Classic Race Ahead Bump-Back Game"

Dan and his "peers" were assigned a school project leading to this classic mispronunciation, caught on tape.

"Glaciers melting in the dead of night"

A respected leader within the ranks of the popcorn army.

Take this lunch meat, mix it thoroughly, and you have a small pet.

"The Game of Crazy Combinations"

What we are on now, according to Jordan at age 7.

"That a circle can't fit where a square should be"

The perfect moment for a sharp, minty flavor.

Take a sad feeling, add a sturdy building block, and you will have a way to grade papers.

"Where Common Knowledge Becomes Uncommonly Fun"

Sorry Jord- we know that you have a good "this", despite the mispronunciations over the years

"So keep your bankroll lottery eat your salad day deathbed motorcade"

Hitting the snooze button might be considered the "denial" stage of this.

Take a large area of flat land, have it get into a petty argument, and you'll have someone hoping to win a court case.