A Man's Man | Gross me out | I cant see my feet | Misc. Preggo stuff | Are you kidding me! |
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1 min 36 seconds - a full 30 seconds faster than a woman --- 'cause we really want to get outta there.
How long does it take on average for a man to change a diaper on a newborn?
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Breastfed baby poop is considered normal when it's a mustard yellow, green or brown color. It is typically seedy and pasty in texture and may be runny enough to resemble diarrhea...........
Trying to decide which flavour oatmeal to have for lunch.
What does breast fed baby poop look like?
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The average woman gains aprox. 30 lbs during pregnancy. 10 lbs equally dispersed between the belly and each breast......this is a scientific fact.
How much weight does a women gain during pregnancy.
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69............wtf.....my wife squawked with just one.....
What is the greatest amount of children born to one woman?
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23 pounds 12 ounces
Ouch.............but still not as bad as the sinus migraines men get.
What is the weight of the heaviest baby ever on record?
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After 75 days – and what is believed to be the longest labour ever recorded – Mrs Krzysztonek gave birth to a healthy girl, Iga, and boy, Ignacy, at a neo-natal clinic in the Polish town of Wroclaw............now at least one woman knows the pain men go through when we have a sinus headache.
What is the worlds longest Labour?
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Your cervical mucus – you may notice wetter, clearer and more slippery mucus around the time of ovulation and you are also probably much more cranky.
How can you tell if a woman is ovulating?
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The average woman takes 6 to 12 months to lose the weight...................who are we kidding.
How long does it take the average woman to lose the weight gain after pregnancy?
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"Stuffed" ,
Hence the term "go get stuffed" but refrain from saying "I'm stuffed" at the dinner table as it may cause a kerfuffle.
What is the word for pregnant in England?
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66 years old --- Chikaboooommmmm -- experience does count for something - as does false teeth.
What is the age on record for the oldest woman to be pregnant on earth?
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12 to 15 times a month!....
or as an occasional British sounding TM we know would say --"that be just yesterday afternoon!" Chickabowow!
84% of couples get pregnant within a year of having regular sex. How much sex is viewed as regular sex in a month?
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Yes your should! It is called placentophagy. You could dry it and put it in pills. You could stir-fry it with onions. You could even eat it raw in the delivery room. Studies say it can raise your energy and breast milk quantity and level off your hormones.
Should you eat the Placenta?
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No wrong answer.
These are the 7 Dwarves of Pregnancy: 1 - Achy, 2 - Bloaty, 3 - Moody, 4 - Glowy, 5 - Busty, 6 - Cravey, 7- Crankey...........which one is Steph?
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Hearing............and strangely enough as they grow older they stop listening and many decide to work in a call centre.
Which sense is developed first in newborns?
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Donna Simpson was 532 lbs in 2007 when she gave birth to a very large baby..................question is how did this happen? was a turkey baster involved, is the guy still alive?
How heavy was the largest woman to ever give birth?
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