Located on Northside Drive in San Diego, this home improvement store is one of 2,002 of its kind throughout the World.

Paul, Julio, Bob, Timothy, Ethan, Chip, Roy, Bobby, Pete, Alan, and Richard

The City of Sin…and gambling, and Fat Tuesday’s, and shark tanks, and naked acrobatics, and inappropriate freak outs up in the club.

Perhaps best known for his iconic crashing role opposite Vince Vaughn, this actor first made waves by appearing in nearly every Wes Anderson film ever made.

A delicious soft chocolate treat made from sugar and butter, especially enjoyed by Ralphie Parker around Christmas time.

Also known as “Downtown New York,” this central borough is where you can find one of the most concentrated centers for business, culture, and government in the world.

Tag, Barry, Joshua, Paolo, Paul, Chip, Russ, Gavin, and Joey

Located in Balboa Park, this institution hosts more than 3,500 animals and 650 species and subspecies—and at least one fucking spicy taco.

She assumed the role of Whitehouse Press Secretary on July 21, 2017 and lasted in the position until June 30, 2019, making her one of the longest tenured White House appointments in the Trump administration.

The inedible husks from ears of maize.

This town, along with Police Constable Ichabod Crane, is relentlessly terrorized by a headless horseman.

Jim, Parker, Jake, Robert, Duncan, Malcom, Eric, Roger, Ryan, Sergei, Gary, Rob, Vince, Jason, David, and Mike

This overpriced educational institution is responsible for some amount of debt for more than half of the people in this room right now.

Responsible for the Indian Removal Policy that directly led to the Trail of Tears, this motherfucker has been besmirching a great name for almost 200 years.

Girls are made from this – and everything nice.

Located in the center of California, this waterfall is one of the most picturesque in the world. Visitors to the National Park often walk to the waterfall before heading over to Half Dome.

Chandler Bing, The Mattress King, and Ross Geller

After Mayor Susan Golding assured taxpayers they wouldn’t pay a dime, San Diegans spent over $270 tax dollars to erect this business hub downtown – just to ensure Andy would have at least one Instagram post.

Born in Beaumont, France, this actress burst onto the scene with her iconic role as the titular character in “Amelie.”

A method of extracting oil from subterranean rock and shale.

This body of water flows through the heart of Tempe and Phoenix. Great for trout fishing! Btw, it’s super hard to think of places with the word “low" in it.

Joey and Eric

Sporting a rooftop view, this downtown San Diego Bar is a great place to have a beer, watch a game, and to make friends for life.

Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens, this well-traveled writer was dubbed “the father of American literature” by William Faulkner

A person trying to avoid a meeting with their mom.