This dumb bitch once puked off the Uncommon parking garage then ran away from his friends in the middle of Fletcher Ave

Hailing from the USSR, this vodka makes Ethan call its name when he shoots it

While she is married with children, this person's mom has a deep, serious love for Ethan

With work or school looming the next day, Alex and Ethan use this phrase to justify alcoholism

Having gotten third, this yeti-loving dungeon raider is an automatic win in any game of Quiplash.

This dumb bitch once yelled "I'M NOT GOING TO LET THEM FUCK" to his parents

This famous buccaneer has been a frequent staple of many of our gatherings

This person's mom shall not be named

It's not a stick up her ass, it's a hand! This person is well known for being a fuckin Muppet.

A frequenter of children, this classic figure once told Ethan "let me put my dick in ya mouf"

This dumb bitch once waffle stomped vomit down a drain

After this Greek nymph captured Odysseus, she travelled to the Caribbean Isles to craft a plastic-bottled rum with the same name

This person's mom, according to Linden, has a fat fuckin' ass

Preston says this when we board a canoe, heading down the river

This man was stolen by the grips of what must be the most exceptional pussy on the face of the Earth. Otherwise, what the fuck man?

This dumb bitch once showed up at some friends' apartment coked out at 2am

If you make jello shots with this nearly-sanitary alcohol, Kayla will down them like water.

After a grueling fuck session, Ethan and this person's mom took a quick breath and went in for round 2.

The leader of the Meme Squad and mortal enemy of the Scherr Bear

The dumbest of bitches, this fucking idiot sat on a fucking cactus.

This dumb bitch once took a shit behind the Handy gas station by The Social

Just say Jack Daniels

This person's mom is an overall lovely southern woman who can do no wrong

DAILY DOUBLE: Take 5 you bunch of pussies

DAILY DOUBLE: Everyone takes 5, fuck you