Had to put her in her place, the elevator

7-4=5

2011 Daytona 500

Nascar
Racing for Jesus 76 years

You’re in good hands

I probably can’t have a daycare now once when I retire.

What’s September minus 3?

2014 Watkins Glen

48 years old in the NFL

Once you pop you can’t stop

I’m the only one who’s on this list who didn’t hit a person but had The entire sport engulfed in flames in laughter.

Body wash has soap?

2002 Pop Secret Popcorn Microwave 400 Rockingham

Made one of the last shots in the nba before the coronavirus

Zoom zoom

He punched a woman so hard the Bengals had to have him.

They make motorcycles with two wheels?

2007 Coke 600

He was 52 when he retired in 1980 NHL

Get the sensation

I smacked this lady so hard Jerry Jones and UFC President Dana White gave me a contract

I’m positively negative

1988 TranSouth 500 (Darlington)
6 time world kart champion

Baseball pitcher last played at 59 years and 351 days old

Kills bugs dead