The degree the host holds.

Before Katie killed it (lol jk we all were ok with the change) the place we used to go to on Christmas eve.

What Katie smells like.

The text on the flag that flies at the lake house commemorating the victory of an important Lake Erie victory in the war of 1812

The first two lines of the legendary poem the host wrote to mom for mothers day

When Tom burnt his mouth on pizza and tried to explain condescendingly to Phill why the cheese was hotter, Phill said he learned about the heat capacity of cheese from this class.

Before Katie killed it (hahaha again just kidding) the lunch destination after cutting down a Christmas tree

You know its Christmas afternoon/night when this wonderful smell fills the Parkwood residence. No horseradish on mine!

This man spent a lot of time looking at the history of the Dysard family from gravestones to birth documents.

Tom and Liz's favorite children's book that was given to Vaughn. He likes to spread his weary drearys all over the place

The Dysard family scientist have done experiments to prove that the only thing better than something with cheese on it is this

A common destination for July 3rd

This reason the Parkwood house smells so fresh the Friday after Thanksgiving

American traffic history proves that they do not "kill more people than they save". Sorry Katie

This gold lined book resides in the pink room.

You are allowed to try your chances at physics by yelling this before kicking a ball directly into the oak tree hoping for a good bounce during the punt game.

It is holiday tradition that every Christmas list eventually gets this item written on it.

This horrible smelling sandwich is claimed by Dad to cure sinus problems.

While touring and learning about American history at the U.S. mint, this beanie baby was purchased.

This book is on the coffee table showing a list of fun location the Dysard's can travel in the area.

Chief Meteorologist Nancy Dysard is famous for saying this after looking into the sky during a raining day at the Camp-o-rama.

Although no one here has ever met the man, it is tradition that when toasting at a Dysard event, we toast to him.

The unique candle smell Phill received for Christmas.

The time/circumstance where most of the Dysard kids learned about the battles of the Civil War.

This story that is always read on Christmas eve gets Dad verklempt.