| Art School | Disney Sing Along | The American President | Kids Math and Movement Problems | Wait Wait.... Limericks |
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Painting One
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You did it!
The Little Mermaid
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Who was William Taft?
This president needed a new bathtub because of his girth.
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What is 8 jumping jacks?
3 + 7 - 4 + 2 = ??? jumping jacks
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Seeds.
Random seeds being sent from China have been showing up in people's mailboxes all around the country. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is strongly advising Americans to not plant them.
We suspect bioterror misdeeds,
but right now we don't have any leads. Please report without fail tiny packs in your mail. And don't plant any mystery... |
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Painting Two
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You did it!
Beauty and the Beast
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Who was George Washington? Also, he did not represent a political party.
This was the only American president to be unanimously elected.
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What is 20 punches?
# of toes - # of ears + # of hours on a clock = ??? punches
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Wine.
With tariffs and COVID, there's, of course, a surplus of French wines. So the French government is helping winemakers by turning their excess stock into hand sanitizer.
Our fine drink made for times when you dine
the distilleries take for their brine. Our French vineyards excess helps to slow COVID's mess. We make hand sanitizer from... |
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Painting Three
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You did it!
Aladdin
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Who was William Henry Harrison? 9th president.
This president's term lasted only 32 days.
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What is 8 star jumps?
2 x 3 + 5 - 3 = ??? Star Jumps
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Cruise.
People from Norway decided to take a cruise. The ship has reported 41 of their passengers have tested positive for COVID-19 while all of the passengers tested positive for loving midnight ice cream sundae stations.
Our infection won't strike you as news,
but that boat trip has marvelous views. When COVID rates dipped, we boarded a ship. And now we're sick 'cause we went on a... |
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Painting Four
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You did it!
Lion King
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Who is Groover Cleveland?
This president personally answered all the white house phone calls.
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What is 16 jumping jacks?
There are 4 horses in a field. Each horse needs all their horseshoes replaced. How many horseshoes does the farrier need to bring in total (jumping jacks)?
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Mosquitos.
In eastern Russia, billions of mosquitoes are forming tornadoes rising hundreds of feet into the sky.
This insect swarm I'd like to veto.
To them, we're just jeans-clad burritos. A tornado of bugs that will suck all our blood. It's a biblical storm of... |
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Painting Five
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You did it!
Mary Poppins
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Who is Franklin Delanor Roosevelt?
This president was elected four times.
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What is 6 kicks?
If you have 3 chickens and each chicken lays 1 egg each day, how many eggs would you have after 2 days = ???? kicks
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Escape.
Biologists studying the water beetle finally discovered why it can survive even though it's constantly being eaten by its primary predator, the dark-spotted frog. It turns out these little guys, once they're swallowed by the frog, just crawl right down and out the frog's anus.
Being eaten may seem a tough scrape,
but we beetles remain in good shape. We stay small and compact as we work through the tract. From the rear end, we'll make our... |
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