Dad says this before he's about to give you some good advice.

Dad taught these two family members how to play guitar

The place Mom & Dad first met.

This family member punched a hole in their bedroom wall & covered it up with a poster which wasn't discovered until they moved out.

This dessert is Dad's favorite.

After eating an excellent meal at home, Dad says this.

Dad spent countless hours coaching his kids in these three sports.

This is Mom & Dad's song.

This family member cartwheeled from the kitchen into the living room and hit their heel on the wall, creating a huge dent.

This fruit is Dad's favorite to offer before bedtime.

Dad does this after taking a sip of an alcoholic drink.

You do this to check the oil in your car.

The date Mom & Dad got married.

This family member motivated Dad to fix his motorcycle, which led to countless Saturday morning rides to Lake City for breakfast.

Dad is allergic to this typically-soothing plant.

After finishing a project, Dad says this.

This woman is Al Gore's wife.

Dad's nickname for mom.

This family member enforced a strict "no shredding paper before 9 am" rule.

Dad sang this song to Grandma & Grandpa for their 60th wedding anniversary.

Dad says this when something comes with instructions but he tosses them aside.

The prime minister of Israel.

Dad called Mom this when they first met.

This family member was offered extremely old hot sauce, and respectfully declined.

Dad sailed the West Indies with these people.