“Please touch my cum.”

“I NEED to smash some dick.”

“It’s a slur I’m working on.”

“Can you take your gay parade somewhere else?”

“I love beating women.”

“That cum was not satisfactory.”

“Have you seen my penis? There’s so many bugs.”

“Hey Robert, you wanna see my stash of wildly racist images?”

“Can they have gay sex now? Are they like seahorses?”

“There’s nothing closer than having a man’s cock in your mouth.”

“Drew, what level does the cum spawn?”

“I’m like a dementor but I suck your dick instead of your soul.”

“What am I gonna do with all these black babies?”

“So I guess he was gay… which explains why he acted the way he did.”

“I’m not catering to your fetishes, Belphy.”

“Canonically, there is cum in this game.” (Talking about Nintendogs)

“You know when you drink grape juice and it feels like it’s punching you in the dick?”

“As a racist, I don’t think slurs are that bad.”

“You’re gay because you like men. I’m gay because I hate women. We are not the same!!”

“That is a goblet of piss.”

“Okay, so maybe I don’t want to leave the cum zone.”

“Remember, if it’s an unsolicited dick pic, you do not have to stay silent.”

“Man, I got my ass kicked so hard I changed race.”

“I do… not like gay people.”

“Awww, I fell in the sheep pen again… I guess I’ll fuck my way out.”