| Trios | Literally just me making fun of fictional villains | Literally just food I don't like and why | THESE ARE NOT DISNEY PRINCESSES FIGHT ME | WE'RE ALL GAY HERE |
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Who are The Three Musketeers?
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy
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Who is Debbie Jelinski?
Malibu Barbie
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What is Mexican Food?
I don't like spices.. or beans.. or rice...
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Who is Mulan?
A SOLDIER that marries a GENERAL and saves a country. SHE IS NOT A FUCKING PRINCESS
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What's that sound?
It's just the Babbadook doing gay shit in the basement
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What are The Powerpuff Girls?
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
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Who is Shego?
Kimmie Cub's "nemesis"
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What is a salad?
literally bunny food
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Who is Esmeralda?
THe entire movie is literally just about a creepy old catholic dude that's trying to commit genocide against her people but like is lusting after her the entire time and HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A KIDS MOVIE
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No, but like what's in your pants?
67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint. Maybe some crumpled Starb's receipt later. - Dani (at some point probably)
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What are The Hex Girls?
Thorn, Dusk, and Luna
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Who is Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
Blends in at a pharmacist's convention
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What are eggs?
These should only be baked into pastries
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Who is Megara?
A woman who sells her soul to bring her boyfriend back from the dead and he just DITCHES HER for the first girl he sees? She literally falls in love with a Greek God?
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What was the first pride?
A riot
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What are the Star Wars Sequels?
Rey, Finn, and Poe
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What does Darth Vader's breathing sound like he's saying?
Coo-KIE Coo-KIE Coo-KIE
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What are tater tots/hashbrowns/crowns?
A fucked up potato
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Who is Wendy Darling?
She literally flys away from her problems after some creepy kid breaks into her room?
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Why didn't you tell me that this is where all the lesbians are hiding?
*accidentally watches TikTok for 132354346754325156 hours straight*
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What is Totally Spies?
Sam, Clover, and Alex
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What the fuck Gotham?
A city full of villains that steal people's faces?!?! Like for fun?!?!?!?!? WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THING
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What is vegan ice cream?
Slang for eating a girl out
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What is 20th Century Fox' Anastasia? (and don't pull that "WeLL diSNEy BOUgHT foX") FUCK OFF
THE ANIMATION IS COMPLETELY WRONG. BITCH THIS ISN'T EVEN A DISNEY MOVIE LIKE WHAT. DISNEY DOESN'T DRAW THAT REALISTIC WITH THAT MUCH DIVERSE CHARACTER DESIGN.
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What is a depressed theatre ho?
*Cries in Newsies, Hamilton, and John Mulaney*
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