What's my age again? | Ooh baby baby | "SCALPEL"- general surgeon | Name that tumor! | Zoe Facts |
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What is a pleomorphic Adenoma/Benign Mixed Tumor?
Adolescent girls, salivary gland tumor, benign
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What is an insulinoma?
Associated with MEN 1, inappropriately elevated c-peptide, presents with hypoglycemia
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What is colectomy for FAP?
AD inherrited, 100% risk of malignancy if this surgery is not preformed. Usually present in teen years with abdominal pain, anemia, bloody diarrhea
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What is nasopharyngeal carcinoma?
Associated with EBV, China, prior head/neck radiation
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What is a banana split?
Zoe's halloween costume
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What is a hemangioma?
Benign, red-purplish presents in infancy, more common in VLBW infants, female predominance,
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What is hepatoblastoma
Most common primary malignancy of the liver in childhood, associated with Beckwith Weidmann syndrome
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What is pleomorphic adenoma/benign mixed tumor?
This benign tumor presents in adolescent girls as a salivary gland tumor, must be removed surgically
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What is stomach carcinoma
Presents with ascites, dyspepsia, epigastric pain, n/v, weight loss. Median survival time 5 mo. Associated with H. pylori or family hx
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What is chimken?
The proper pronunciation of chicken in Zo-speak
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What is familial adenomatous polyposis?
inherited malignancy, presents around 16 with abdominal pain, anemia, diarrhea, bleeding
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What is lymphangioma?
present in infancy, typically in head/neck/mouth, associated with mTOR gene, treated with sclerotherapy/surgery or both
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What is pancreatoblastoma?
Secretes AFP, child presents with non-specific symptoms such as abdominal pain, mass, obstructive jaundice. Often unresectable 2/2 size, local infiltration and mets, but is preferable if possible
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What is a gastrinoma?
Presents with gastric ulcers, Zollinger-ellison syndrome
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What are zoomies?
Zoe's favorite post bath activity
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What is hepatoblastoma?
Presents < 3 yo, increased risk with premature babies, fetal alcohol syndrome, glycogen storage disease, biliary atresia. Treated with cisplatin, 5-FU, vincristine
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What is Turcot syndrome?
Primary medulloblastoma and multiple polyposis, predisposed to colonic cancer
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What is lyphangioma?
This infantile tumor is only removed if facial nerve can be preserved
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What is nonpolyposis colorectal cancer?
Syndrome associated with pancreatic, urinary, prostate/ovarian/uterine, stomach and colorectal tumors.... name that colorectal tumor!
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What is popcorn & watch the office?
Zoe & my post-call routine (hint: food + show)
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What is hepatocellular carcinoma?
Presents > 3 yo, associated with hepatitis B, only 1/2 have elevated AFP, chemo is often not helpful, surgical resection required
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What is pancreatoblastoma?
Elevated AFP, M>F, mimics this organ's embryonic growth at 7 weeks post-conception, often unresectable
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What is hepatocellular carcinoma?
children >3 yo, 1/3 present with cirrhosis, associated with Hep B, chemo often not helpful
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What is hemangioendothelioma?
Most common benign liver tumor in children, regress spontaneously, use steroids/vincristine if symptomatic or presents with consumption coagulopathy
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What are turkey necks?
the treat that made Zo have diarrhea all over my apartment while I was at work
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