Who is most likely to give somebody an STD??

Bachelorete?

who is going to become an alcoholic who meets a black boy off tinder and gets knocked up. Thinks she's in love so they buy a house together until dad finds out and burns their house down, leaving them homeless and on the side of the road until the baby comes.

"She's for the streets"

Logan bowie

Who is most likely to join the Army??

Broke and homeless

Marry the guy who loves spiderman in his mid thirties. They do not have any kids because the rooms are full of anime figurines and superhero cutouts.

"Seriously guys my dad will be mad at me"

joe halverson

Who is most likely to be late to their own wedding??

Teen mom 2

Stay single until she is in her mid fifties when she finally meets a guy she likes, they hit it off and he breaks the news to her that he is already a grandpa. This is her first boyfriend. She is devastated.

"Get the fuck out of my house"

brody halter

Who is most likely to remain single forever???

Jersey Shore

go on a shopping spree but when she returns all her stuff is on the curb and she is kicked out. This was the first time using a credit card. She spent $1000 and is not homeless. She is forced to now sell pampered chef

"Who touched my drum set"

Tanner Beals

Who is most likely to be on the verge of death and tell nobody??

Survivor

Stay stuck up on her high school boyfriend that doesn't last. They get in a fight and she meets a new boy, 5'3" brown hair, he convinces her to fly across the country. She refuses because she misses her mom. She lives in her parents basement for the rest of her life.

"Can I get naked weens"

josh larson