It fits neatly between your boobs, works best when tugged and inserts neatly into a hole.

"Thats so Fetch"

Who has been pimped out to the Legs

Has a cat named Ivy

Jason Showes Storm Drain

Its hairy and oval. It contains white liquid.

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

Who's house did I go to the first time I snuck out

Nanas name is Susan

What "rapper" has Katie kissed

You stick poles insides me. Tie me down to get up. I get wet before you do.

"I gave him everything, I was even a half virgin when I met him

Who used to talk to Carter Stottlemyer

Lukey Pookey

Watched homemade sex tapes at a party

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

"He's almost too gay to function"

Katie has hungout with boys before but one day it was multiple in the same day, How many was it that day?

Middle Name is Eve

Got carried in by Matt Kulikowski after puking profusely on all fours

I come in many sizes. Sometimes I drip. When you blow me you feel good.

"I can't help it that I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina"

Who told us all they are getting shrooms for her dad for Christmas

Put an opened condom in their bible in their room

Where did me and Katie try to hide when her mom heard us sneaking back in