| Lunch Plans | Office Jargon | NSFW | Too Soon | HR Violations |
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What is The Prison Cantina
This is the place where inmates often dine
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What is Circle Back
You should never say this when you intend to respond again later with a more elaborate response
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What is Nut It Out
To work really hard in a short period of time, in kangaroo land
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What is Husky
The adjective Laura used to describe Eric's build, also a sled-pulling dog
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Who is Aaron
This Winston's bartender has heard it all
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Where is Giorgione
This place served best tuna steak salad in the city
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What is Aligned
You should never say this when you agree with another individual's thought
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Who are Bisexuals
What Francesca thinks Edelman Equal is for
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What is Elana's Uncle on Thanksgiving
Elana's least favorite relative, because of this holiday
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Who is Elizabeth Warren
Her desktop propaganda adorns Linda's desk, also known as Jon's familial nemesis
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Who is Cindy
The bygone lunch lady with a heart of gold, for some
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What are Areas of Vulnerability
Francesca's renowned framework, or qualities that Jon doesn't believe he has
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Where is Ear Inn
The location at which you can get an Ass Ball and/or watch Francesca get into a good old American Bar Brawl
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What is Michelle Wolf with Cat Lady
An almost Christmas present for Eric's bygone feline lover
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Who is Mussolini
A frequented 14th floor nickname, also an evil Italian leader
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Where is Sugarfish
This lunch place requires a tall glass of Sapporo to wash down each course
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What is Double Click
You should NEVER say this when you want to emphasize or focus on one point
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What are Shoes, Boots and Belts
Eric's favorite nicknames, also common fashion accessories
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What is Cleaning Lady
The subject line of a floor-wide email mistake
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Where is the Soho Cigar Bar
It was outside this trendy, smelly location that Jon fell into a bush
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What is Rubirosa's Tie Dye Pizza
Jon's favorite pizza parlor serves this famous pie, conveniently a trending fashion fad
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What is Per My Last Email (aka, go fuck yourself)
You should ABSOLUTELY NEVER respond to someone's email with this phrase to reiterate an earlier point
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What are Cousins
People should never have relations with these relatives, ever
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Where is Albany
Where to spend a weekend with a girl, per Tom's list
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What is The Night of 8 Bars
The number of bars we went to, that one fateful Tuesday night
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