"I'm staying at my parent's house. WRITE THIS DOWN."

"I'm una drugaddicta"

"NO DOGS IN THE CLUB. ABSOLUTELY NONE."

"Yous a poopy ass."

"I learned about interracial love after having a crush on a white girl lol."

"Live for it. Laugh at it. Love it. Live, laugh, love."

"Lesbians don't have penises."

"How do I know you're not giving me drugs?"

"If UNL had a dick, I would suck it because maybe in return it would do me favors."

"I can't believe you don't like Menards. You're disgusting."

"It's cold. We a little chilly. But you know what? It's vaping season my dude."

"You're gonna call an 8 year old pig hot??"

"Sometimes I really wanna punch you in the face. I dunno why. Hehe."

"WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. OH MY GOD. WE'RE GONNA DIE."

"I'm in a battle with a Granny Smith apple... and I'm losing."

"I was baptized against my will."

"I'm gonna kiss Pennsylvania on the lips right now."

"I'm not angry. I don't have anger issues. What're you talking about?!?!?"

"WHERE ARE THEIR FUCKING MASKS? AHHHH."

"I never made things official with him. I use him for sex."

"Don't forget! The moon will be visible tonight :)"

"One time I got so dehydrated that my left shoulder started to hurt."

"I'll kill you, Brooklyn. I'll kill you."

"SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING MUSIC THEORY, MR. LEFEBER."

I ain't never seen two unpulled porks. One of them gotta be pulled.""