Walked into the wrong bathroom on accident

Love riding roller coasters – front seat rider

Lost my glasses on top of my head and my spouse did not say a word

I had a bad habit of swimming in the campus pond late night

Fell off a boat while fishing

Try to pass the driver’s license sign test without my glasses and failed each time

Walked into a glass door so hard that the door was ringing

When my son (1st child), I fell asleep while getting my haircut and I ended up with a buzz cut

Electrocuted myself

Reported my car stolen, but truth is I forgot where I parked