"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run. You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun."

The family's job at Mr. Burns' country estate goes awry when Homer goes mad

"Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!”

"Just like a ghost, you been a hauntin' my dreams. And now I know, you're not what you seem."

Mr. Burns uses Homer's brain to create a robot.

I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

Valentine is done. Here, but now they're gone. Romeo and Juliet are together in eternity, Romeo and Juliet"

The Simpsons attempt to cover up their accidental murder of Ned Flanders

"Sheriff, Death has come to your little town."

"All I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

Lisa becomes a God after she accidentally creates life in a science fair project

"I'll bet expectant mothers chew bits of tannis-root when nobody'd even heard of vitamin pills."

"You hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not let him in."

omer accidentally falls through a trapdoor in Moe's tavern and impales himself on the pipes of Moe's microbrewery. Moe serves the barflies a glass of delicious beer flavored with Homer's blood and Homer, now half-man, half-brewing apparatus, returns for vengeance.