Kitchen etiquette | Living room living | People love me | Food | Crab clawzz |
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Who is John Murphy?
What is the main consumer, not buyer of LaCroix?
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Who is John Murphy?
You can eat ice cream on the couch, as long as I fart in it.
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Who is John Murphy?
I made people quit at the skate park regularly
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Who is John Murphy?
I lost the pizza competition, but only due to my lack of knowledge dealing with dairy
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Who is John Murphy?
Oh, that was the last one? I didn't know!
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Who is John Murphy?
It's taboo to break wind at the dinner table unless you are?
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Who is John Murphy?
If you are watching a show you like, I'll be sure to ruin it.
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Who is John Murphy?
I get people to buy video games, only to play other games
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Who is John Murphy?
I like milk, milk doesn't like me
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Who is John Murphy?
I thought that was my peanut butter!?
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Who is John Murphy?
I promised to buy groceries, but the fridge is empty
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Who is John Murphy?
The pig attacks me, the kitties love me.
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Who is John Murphy?
Your septic is full
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Who is John Murphy?
A potato a day, keeps the vodka in play
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Who is John Murphy?
You wanted to use the washing machine? It's holding my clothes I wash twice a day though...
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Who is John Murphy?
Cabinets are for plates, and.... Dick powder?
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Who is John Murphy?
I'll decorate your house with open top spitters
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Who is John Murphy?
The shoes don't go in the shoe rack of you're me
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Who is John Murphy?
Fry it or fuck it, just gimme that chicken crumblet.
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Who is John Murphy?
I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a dip I can have today.
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Who is John Murphy?
I don't do dishes, just dirty them.
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Who is John Murphy?
I pass out here, only to puke in the stairs
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Who is John Murphy?
If we're playing best ball, we're not playing mine
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Who is John Murphy?
If your prepping food, I'll spice it up a little.... with airborne poop particles.
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Who is John Murphy?
Christian Bale is my true idol
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