Dad Grubs | Memoir Quotations | Dad is Mad | Movie and TV Commentary | Daddy's Best Hits |
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What are cheetos?
Often eaten post nap, after a movie. You can hear the crunching from a mile away.
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What is a kung fu grip?
When holding onto anything or attempting to open a container, this is most important.
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What is an idiot?
A simple word daddy uses to describe a stupid person. (calls at least 3 people a day this word)
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What is The Walking Dead?
Carlos would definitely want a double-ended pick-like weapon if put in the same scenario of this tv show.
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What are the drums?
Daddy played this instrument in high school.
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What is a mango?
Carlos can often be found eating the remains of his favorite fruit over the trash can.
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What is fruitful?
A fancy way to describe something as productive or successful.
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What is knucklehead?
Another word for a dumb person and a combo of two body parts.
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What is Forged in the Fire?
Without a doubt Daddy's favorite TV show. (History Channel)
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What is Kinky Boots?
This musical was the first for daddy to really enjoy and understand.
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What are Tostitos?
A rather plain chip that Carlos is more fond of than the average person.
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What are purpose, motivation, direction?
The 3 points of leadership.
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What is hangry?
Carlos will sometimes feel this way when there are a lack of snacks around or hasn't eaten in a while.
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What is Pit Masters?
Daddy could easily be on this show with his chicken muffins and Boston butt.
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What is Thinkin Out Loud
The song that made daddy an Ed Sheeran fan.
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What are Grapes?
A fruit Carlos often eats at an angle and borderline chokes on.
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What is a map?
As long as you have this item and a full tank of gas, you'll never get lost.
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What is a punk?
A guy with ZERO back bone. Like just super lame. (Maya's personal favorite)
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What is Jason Bourne?
This spy theme movie series that daddy would gladly have a marathon watching.
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What is Silent Night by the Temptations
This group sings Daddy's favorite rendition of this Christmas song. (song and artist)
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What is cinnamon roll and cheese?
A food combination that most would find odd and believe that it ruins a perfectly good sweet breakfast pastry.
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What is sexy?
"If you wanna make it real ------"
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What is hungertated?
Another term (coined by Maya) for when daddy is hungry and just a little pissed off.
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What is dystopian?
A genre of movie of which Carlos is a surprisingly big fan. (ex. hunger games, maze runner)
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What is shoo be doo be dooooo?
A little diddy that Carlos will often be heard humming when in a good mood. (variations accepted)
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