Dad Grubs Memoir Quotations Dad is Mad Movie and TV Commentary Daddy's Best Hits
100
What are cheetos?
Often eaten post nap, after a movie. You can hear the crunching from a mile away.
100
What is a kung fu grip?
When holding onto anything or attempting to open a container, this is most important.
100
What is an idiot?
A simple word daddy uses to describe a stupid person. (calls at least 3 people a day this word)
100
What is The Walking Dead?
Carlos would definitely want a double-ended pick-like weapon if put in the same scenario of this tv show.
100
What are the drums?
Daddy played this instrument in high school.
200
What is a mango?
Carlos can often be found eating the remains of his favorite fruit over the trash can.
200
What is fruitful?
A fancy way to describe something as productive or successful.
200
What is knucklehead?
Another word for a dumb person and a combo of two body parts.
200
What is Forged in the Fire?
Without a doubt Daddy's favorite TV show. (History Channel)
200
What is Kinky Boots?
This musical was the first for daddy to really enjoy and understand.
300
What are Tostitos?
A rather plain chip that Carlos is more fond of than the average person.
300
What are purpose, motivation, direction?
The 3 points of leadership.
300
What is hangry?
Carlos will sometimes feel this way when there are a lack of snacks around or hasn't eaten in a while.
300
What is Pit Masters?
Daddy could easily be on this show with his chicken muffins and Boston butt.
300
What is Thinkin Out Loud
The song that made daddy an Ed Sheeran fan.
400
What are Grapes?
A fruit Carlos often eats at an angle and borderline chokes on.
400
What is a map?
As long as you have this item and a full tank of gas, you'll never get lost.
400
What is a punk?
A guy with ZERO back bone. Like just super lame. (Maya's personal favorite)
400
What is Jason Bourne?
This spy theme movie series that daddy would gladly have a marathon watching.
400
What is Silent Night by the Temptations
This group sings Daddy's favorite rendition of this Christmas song. (song and artist)
500
What is cinnamon roll and cheese?
A food combination that most would find odd and believe that it ruins a perfectly good sweet breakfast pastry.
500
What is sexy?
"If you wanna make it real ------"
500
What is hungertated?
Another term (coined by Maya) for when daddy is hungry and just a little pissed off.
500
What is dystopian?
A genre of movie of which Carlos is a surprisingly big fan. (ex. hunger games, maze runner)
500
What is shoo be doo be dooooo?
A little diddy that Carlos will often be heard humming when in a good mood. (variations accepted)






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