Nothing good actually gets announced here

Jesus christ. How many time is this piece of shit going to get re-released

Which ever room he walks into, he always has the biggest dick

I'm going to keep switching between my knife and gun like a spastic

Mum, get the camera

Only mobile games are announce here

bing bing wahoo

Thought it was ethical to fuck around for good reviews

It's still a thing because trannys watch/play it whilst they dilate

"Dude, paraplegic woman with multicoloured hair and septum piercings were totally in world war 2"

The smell alone makes you want to killyourself

This game sparked a trend where children to break out in to dance suddenly which psychologists are now refferring to as "mega autism"

This person will be geting clattered up the turd cutter by Geoff Keighley after the VGAs

European and North American teams should just stop showing up because those damn zipper heads are just too good

"In zis gameplay footaage, I aam go-ing to 'ack your mom's dildo"

A place where children compete to be awarded "most autistic"

A survival game where players have to search the post-apocalyptic wasteland to find sterile objects to dilate with

His name ryhmes with "Cuckman"

This game's esports dream got Kurt Cobain'd all over the garage wall after pro tournament footage was just players taking a cheeky squat in a bush

"It ain't much, but it's honest work"

They should've kept this open this year just so everyone who went could catch corona

"Right about now it's time to rock with the..."

This mother fucker gets way too much work yet everyone keeps sucking his dick

The only decent game tournament

If only this game were physcial, we could nuke it along with everyone who goes on it