This is the only movie Kevin has ever cried during.

Kevin held this position on exec Junior year

This is Kevin's favorite TV Show

This is Kevin's least favorite food/snack

This distinguished gentleman is Kevin's big bro

This is the only bar where Kevin has lost an ID at USC

This is Kevin's favorite sweatshirt

Kevin wasn't too thrilled when Owen did this with Lena Galinson while Kevin slept

Kevin's sister is engaged! What's her fiance's name again?

This is Kevin's favorite dinosaur

Kevin has a poster of this pop singer next to his bed in Pike

Kevin's name sake is related to him in this way (ie maternal aunt)

This is Kevin's favorite athlete

This was Kevin's and Schimpf's favorite phrase to tell rushees

These two reasons were why my mom would save Parker in the apocalypse.