This breakfast item is eaten at night after physical activity.

This Portuguese wingman stayed for a few extra minutes of the Office.

A swimming Chemistry professor with an unbearable smell.

A world record for wasting this cereal was set on the night of the Apple Juice Soiree.

A driver for this car company offered approximately 78 restaurant suggestions when going out.

This light meal should be eaten before the third date, according to Michael Scott.

This fiery redhead, and her publicly affectionate female lover, produced many awkward elevator interactions.

This waterfall was the site of our first and last double date with a short Portuguese man.

This iStudent was never told of our relationship and watched us go to Yogurty's.

This liquid substance was spilled after a particularly LOVEly evening.

This small doughy object can be accurately thrown from a distance.

Our first child.

A product used to cover a suspicious skin marking before going out to dinner with the family.

While playing this sport, we gained much unwanted attention due to our fancy evening attire.

This loud gamer almost entered the bathroom many times when one of us was in there.

A colourful flour substitute used in ratchet baking.

A fragrant reason to avoid staying over in the Crayola Factory.

The most disgusting restaurant near the McMaster Campus, with a special of microwaved frozen vegetables.

An iPhone game played during the world's most EEEVIL class.

Everyone's favourite kind of healthy, fibrous, baked good.

A Mexican delicacy, this nickname tastes surprisingly fruity.

King Tut's hottest foreign admirer.

Also the name of a Los Angeles Baseball team, you did this to me after we watched the Office the first night we hung out.

This bearded man probably coordinated and has an inside PERSPECTIVE on our relationship.

A bodily excretion unique to males.