Things that make ME smile | Babies | DUMP TRUMP | Trivia questions so it actually feels like we are playing Jeopardy | Corn |
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What is Christmas
The best time of the year
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What is Nick Jarmak
This baby has 2 cats and doesn't like coconut
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What is brain (will also take hands and penis as answers)
This part of Trumps body is small
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What is 5,280
The amount of feet in a mile
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What is Maize
Another name for corn that starts with an "M"
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What is Kraft macaroni and cheese
Orange, gooey, cheesy
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What is Jessica Gherardi
This baby has 2 cats and very flexible thumbs
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What is 9/11
The event that Trump said he could have probably stopped from happening
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What is the Mariana Trench
The deepest part of the ocean
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Who is Orville Redenbacher
If you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
You can't man 'em then you mop 'em You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like ________ |
What are Louis and Mabel
I wipe their eye boogeys on a daily basis and love doing it
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What is Glenn Bonforte
This baby has 2 cats and booty sweat
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Who is Billy Bush
Trump said "Grab 'em by the pussy" to this douche canoe
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Who is Lisa Marie Presley
Nicolas Cage married this person in 2002
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What is 3,500
This number represents the amount of different things corn is used for (hint: it is the same as the # of lawsuits against Trump)
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What is rap music
It's got rhythm and makes me wanna shake my ass
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What is Nick Jarmak
This baby doesn't have $5 for you
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What is 3,500
The amount of lawsuits out there against Trump or one of his companies (hint: it is the same as the # of different uses of corn)
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Who is Drake (aka champagnepapi)
The artist who sang "Good weed, white wine, uh
I come alive in the night time, yeah" |
What is Iowa
This state is the biggest producer of corn
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What is karma
When people get what they deserve, dammit
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What is Kelly Stier
This baby has an aunt in Florida that is pro-Trump and proud
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Who is Jared Kushner
This idiot looks like the kid in elementary school who would steal your erasers and pinch you when the teacher wasn't looking
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What is 43 mph bitch
This is how fast an ostrich can run
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What is Japan
This country led the world with the most money spent on imported corn in 2019
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