The correct response when someone puts your shit into a big and pushes it down the stairs.

Literally the worst. Or maybe he’s just misunderstood. No wait, he’s just literally the worst.

A staple in Americanized Asian cuisine, these fried dumpling-esque handheld appetizers typically contain meat, soy sauce, and coleslaw.

Once thought cursed by the departure of the Great Bambino, this team banished its demons of the past by finally breaking through in 2004.

d’Artagnan meets this trio - Athos, Porthos and Aramis.

The feeling Katie doesn’t get when claps along with this song.

Such a good boy! Might as well be named Taffy after he followed Barbie around all season.

Thomas already knows this, but for the uninitiated, these breakfast treats are small, round, flat yeast-leavened breads that match well with sweet marmalade, jellies, and jams.

Despite the fact it’s not part of the country’s flag, this hue is closely tied to the Netherlands as the official color the Dutch royal family.

The Sultan of Swat! The king of Crush! The Colossus of Clout!

A place to go hunting for a come-up, or possibly to pop some tags.

Way prettier than anyone who has ever lived in a van down by the river.

The college dorm favorite for people even too lazy to follow the regular Kraft directions.

I came along, I wrote and a song for you, and all the things you do, and it was called this.

Mean-spirited, taunting laughter.

The only proper response to a girl who’s looking for an xBox-- if you’re more Atari.

Appropriately half-way in and half-way out of every relationship.

A preparation of immature soybeans in the pod, which are boiled, stemmed, and served with salt and soy sauce.

Not great, but probably Closer to Fine, this female folk duo hailing from Atlanta, Georgia made waves as political activists championing the causes of Native Americas, the LGBTQ community, and the environment.

Typically, the 5th and the 20th.

Tripping on Ectasy opposite the shallow end of the pool.

He shares his name with a Rear Admiral in the United States’ Navy during the Revolutionary War, and his name sounds like it belongs to a Rear Admiral in the United States’ Navy during the Revolutionary War.

An oblong pastry made with choux dough filled with a cream and topped with chocolate icing; really, just a fancy-ass doughnut.

Made from the dried peels of the Lahara orange, this liqueur gives the cocktail “Adios Mother Fucker” its distinctive colorization.

A hazy band of light formed from stars so far away that their individual illumination cannot be distinguished by the naked eye.