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100
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse
100
David's mother had three sons: snap, crackle, and, ____?
David
100
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet
100
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
I am a shadow
100
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
200
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick
200
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
200
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels
200
The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
200
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock

9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock
300
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear
300
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates
300
What is an insect's favorite sport?
Cricket
300
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
300
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
400
What time is it when a clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock
400
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch you later
400
Where does a 500-pound canary sit?
Anywhere it wants
400
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one story house
400
What is more useful when its broken?
An egg
500
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed
500
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
A joke
500
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny
500
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
500
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror






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