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Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse
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David's mother had three sons: snap, crackle, and, ____?
David
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What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet
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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
I am a shadow
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What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick
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What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels
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The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
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If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock
9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock |
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear
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What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates
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What is an insect's favorite sport?
Cricket
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What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
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What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
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What time is it when a clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch you later
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Where does a 500-pound canary sit?
Anywhere it wants
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You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one story house
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What is more useful when its broken?
An egg
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What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed
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I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
A joke
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Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny
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What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
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I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
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