Wild Kingdom School Daze Scout Mania Who Am I? Potpourri
100
In the kitty pool!
Where do baby tigers go to swim?
100
He only had one pupil!
Why did the cyclops have to close his school?
100
To see how long he could sleep!
Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
100
A daughter!
I am a father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
100
She's always running away from the ball!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
200
Take away its credit card!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
200
He wasn't very bright!
Why did the 25-watt light bulb flunk out of school?
200
A buoy scout!
What wears a neckerchief and floats in the water?
200
A mirror!
Look in my face, I am somebody. Look in my back, I am nobody.
200
There's something between us that smells!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
300
Kick it off the web!
How do you stop a spamming spider?
300
Gnomework!
What do elves do after school?
300
He heard it was an "in tents" experience!
Why was the Scout nervous about the campout?
300
The letter "r"!
Tomorrow I am surely here. Yesterday as well. But today I am gone.
300
You put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a tissue dance?
400
A mega-bite!
What do you get when you cross a great white shark with a computer?
400
Because it had so many problems!
Why was the math book sad?
400
A person you can really look up to!
What do you get when you cross a Scout with a giraffe?
400
A dentist!
I craft crowns of gold and bridges of silver.
400
Neither, it's better to use a pen or pencil!
Which hand is it better to write with?
500
Drop it a line!
How do you communicate with a fish?
500
Teacher said there was going to be a make-up test!
Why did the student put on mascara before school?
500
He makes good use of his thyme!
How can you tell that a Scout has earned his cooking merit badge?
500
A hole!
The more you take away, the bigger I become.
500
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?






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