Wild Kingdom | School Daze | Scout Mania | Who Am I? | Potpourri |
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In the kitty pool!
Where do baby tigers go to swim?
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He only had one pupil!
Why did the cyclops have to close his school?
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To see how long he could sleep!
Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
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A daughter!
I am a father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
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She's always running away from the ball!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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Take away its credit card!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
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He wasn't very bright!
Why did the 25-watt light bulb flunk out of school?
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A buoy scout!
What wears a neckerchief and floats in the water?
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A mirror!
Look in my face, I am somebody. Look in my back, I am nobody.
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There's something between us that smells!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
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Kick it off the web!
How do you stop a spamming spider?
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Gnomework!
What do elves do after school?
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He heard it was an "in tents" experience!
Why was the Scout nervous about the campout?
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The letter "r"!
Tomorrow I am surely here. Yesterday as well. But today I am gone.
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You put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a tissue dance?
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A mega-bite!
What do you get when you cross a great white shark with a computer?
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Because it had so many problems!
Why was the math book sad?
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A person you can really look up to!
What do you get when you cross a Scout with a giraffe?
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A dentist!
I craft crowns of gold and bridges of silver.
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Neither, it's better to use a pen or pencil!
Which hand is it better to write with?
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Drop it a line!
How do you communicate with a fish?
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Teacher said there was going to be a make-up test!
Why did the student put on mascara before school?
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He makes good use of his thyme!
How can you tell that a Scout has earned his cooking merit badge?
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A hole!
The more you take away, the bigger I become.
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In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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