Kailey cut her vagina on jeans

Kailey wanted to name her dog after this famous rapper

Kailey was in love with this boy for the entirety of her childhood

Kailey's defining feature

Scenario: A boy wants to come over to fuck, but Kailey is on her period

Kailey used a piece of cardboard to sled down the stairs

If you ask Kailey what she wants to eat, this will most likely be her answer

This ex friend of Kailey's was the biggest church lover you will ever meet

The feature Kailey uses to get men's attention on snapchat

Scenario: things end between Kailey and a boy

Kailey made a scene about Jessica ordering 2 chicken fingers

What Kailey loves most is the world (even more than Jessica)

Kailey fucked this ex friend's cousin

Feature that used to be pretty rough but is now poppin'

Scenario: Kailey things an Intruder is entering their house

Kailey had a gut wrenching, nose covering, eye watering smelly vagina

A show that the majority of Kailey's personality/sense of humor comes from

This ex lover of Kailey's wanted to wear a tail during sex

The feature that Jessica makes fun of Kailey most for

Scenario: Kailey is having a hot flash

Kailey pretended to be a rotisserie chicken in the pool

If you facetimed Kailey at any point freshman year, this show would be playing on loop in her dorm

Kailey used to take turns kissing this boy on the bus in Kindergarten

Something Kailey really likes about her face

Scenario: Jessica is on FaceTime with Kailey about to order at sobol so she requests that Kailey be quiet