Birthday Bonanza Orgasmic Eats Foes of LHS Past PR Nightmares Quarter Life Crisis
100
What is Dragonfly Nightclub
Kristen and her squad walked over twenty minutes to this club in below freezing weather with no coats on.
100
What is bleu cheese
Never forget to order extra of this at Barbill Tavern.
100
Who is Alex Stojanovski
This LHS Foe is recently engaged, although his new fiancé has nothing on his former prom date, Kristen Vero.
100
What is a bathtub.
Kris and Meg piled into this with their roommates on their senior year choir trip to Boston.
100
What is her clit.
The first time Kristen met Sal, she told him a story about how she accidentally shaved off this part of her body.
200
What is her phone
Which one of Kristen's possessions was left behind in the uber on her 23rd birthday?
200
What is Duff's
It was at this restaurant where Kris convinced Meg she was in fact ready to date Sal.
200
Who is Kristin Schuhmann
This LHS Foe is known for being self centered, a serial dater, and playing Kristen's daughter in law in our eighth grade musical.
200
What is a vibrator
Kristen's dad once found this embarrassing object on the floor of her car.
200
What is a McDonald's Dinner Box
When Kristen, Matt, and Meg hangout, it is usually inevitable that the night will conclude with this $9.99 purchase.
300
What is The Cowboy
The bartender gave us a free bottle of champagne at this bar.
300
What is Hibachi
This type of restaurant is known for projecting cultural appropriation onto it's guests for a special occasion, and is one of Kris's go-to birthday dinner spots where Meghan accidentally stole the check holder.
300
Who is Christina Morrow
This LHS Foe worked very closely with Kristen in her Lancaster Music Department debut, even going so far as to take Kristen's solos during a school time performance of Willy Wonka Jr.
300
What is her nipples
Kristen liked having this sucked by her high school boyfriend, Mike Kleinfelder.
300
What is Guys and Dolls
Both Hanna and Meg have been part of this musical production featuring one of Kristen's favorite show tunes.
400
What is "I Feel Like a Woman"
This is Kristen's most requested song when partying it up at The Cowboy.
400
What is New York Beer Project
This restaurant once hosted a trivia night where the customers got to choose their team names. Here, Kristen proudly declared her team: "The Redskins"
400
Who is Alec Blunt a.k.a. Phallic Cunt
This LHS Foe took Kristen's high school crush to the prom, and could always be found in the center of a dance circle when Lady Gaga was being played.
400
What is her underwear.
Kristen had to throw this item away in the bathroom garbage of a Duff's restaurant due to an incident that involved sharting.
400
What is Sky Bar.
The only suitable place to go after trekking through a corn maze is this Buffalo Bar.
500
Who is a drag queen
On Kristen's 24th Birthday, this person sang the words "Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker" to her.
500
What are sweet potatoes
Kristen had a breakdown about this food during our squad camping trip, and it still remains a touchy subject to this day.
500
Who is Ms. Berger
"I am going to hump the air while presenting my poem" was a statement Kristen said to this LHS Foe, who was also a teacher.
500
What is the Hump Day Camel
Kristen donned brown face to dress up as this character for our high school concert choir's Getting to Know You Party her senior year.
500
A PR NIGHTMARE
On the squad camping trip, Meg and Sal's mattress kept deflating, deeming it this.






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