Birthday Bonanza | Orgasmic Eats | Foes of LHS Past | PR Nightmares | Quarter Life Crisis |
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What is Dragonfly Nightclub
Kristen and her squad walked over twenty minutes to this club in below freezing weather with no coats on.
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What is bleu cheese
Never forget to order extra of this at Barbill Tavern.
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Who is Alex Stojanovski
This LHS Foe is recently engaged, although his new fiancé has nothing on his former prom date, Kristen Vero.
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What is a bathtub.
Kris and Meg piled into this with their roommates on their senior year choir trip to Boston.
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What is her clit.
The first time Kristen met Sal, she told him a story about how she accidentally shaved off this part of her body.
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What is her phone
Which one of Kristen's possessions was left behind in the uber on her 23rd birthday?
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What is Duff's
It was at this restaurant where Kris convinced Meg she was in fact ready to date Sal.
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Who is Kristin Schuhmann
This LHS Foe is known for being self centered, a serial dater, and playing Kristen's daughter in law in our eighth grade musical.
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What is a vibrator
Kristen's dad once found this embarrassing object on the floor of her car.
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What is a McDonald's Dinner Box
When Kristen, Matt, and Meg hangout, it is usually inevitable that the night will conclude with this $9.99 purchase.
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What is The Cowboy
The bartender gave us a free bottle of champagne at this bar.
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What is Hibachi
This type of restaurant is known for projecting cultural appropriation onto it's guests for a special occasion, and is one of Kris's go-to birthday dinner spots where Meghan accidentally stole the check holder.
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Who is Christina Morrow
This LHS Foe worked very closely with Kristen in her Lancaster Music Department debut, even going so far as to take Kristen's solos during a school time performance of Willy Wonka Jr.
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What is her nipples
Kristen liked having this sucked by her high school boyfriend, Mike Kleinfelder.
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What is Guys and Dolls
Both Hanna and Meg have been part of this musical production featuring one of Kristen's favorite show tunes.
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What is "I Feel Like a Woman"
This is Kristen's most requested song when partying it up at The Cowboy.
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What is New York Beer Project
This restaurant once hosted a trivia night where the customers got to choose their team names. Here, Kristen proudly declared her team: "The Redskins"
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Who is Alec Blunt a.k.a. Phallic Cunt
This LHS Foe took Kristen's high school crush to the prom, and could always be found in the center of a dance circle when Lady Gaga was being played.
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What is her underwear.
Kristen had to throw this item away in the bathroom garbage of a Duff's restaurant due to an incident that involved sharting.
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What is Sky Bar.
The only suitable place to go after trekking through a corn maze is this Buffalo Bar.
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Who is a drag queen
On Kristen's 24th Birthday, this person sang the words "Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker" to her.
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What are sweet potatoes
Kristen had a breakdown about this food during our squad camping trip, and it still remains a touchy subject to this day.
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Who is Ms. Berger
"I am going to hump the air while presenting my poem" was a statement Kristen said to this LHS Foe, who was also a teacher.
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What is the Hump Day Camel
Kristen donned brown face to dress up as this character for our high school concert choir's Getting to Know You Party her senior year.
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A PR NIGHTMARE
On the squad camping trip, Meg and Sal's mattress kept deflating, deeming it this.
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