It's 100 degrees, with 90% humidity, and Lutherans still have this after the service.

Lutherans do this as loudly as they can when they hear something funny in a sermon.

The communion cabinet is open to all, but this cabinet is always locked up tight.

A Lutheran’s automatic response when you’re watching "Star Wars” and you hear: "May the Force be with you."

The number of Lutherans it takes to change a light bulb.

Lutherans would always serve this in the proper liturgical color.

The kind of marriage when the groom is LCMS and the bride ELCA.

These pews need to be roped off at church so that the front pews are not empty.

Lutherans believe in it, but would practically die if asked to do it out loud.

Even if a Lutheran forgets to put water in the baptismal font, they would never forget to put it here.

Lutherans would never do this for their children’s choir in fear it would make them too proud and conceited.

Lutherans feel this when not feeling guilty.

Little Johnny was proud when he gave his pastor the right answer , “Two!” to how many sacraments in the Lutheran church. Just as confidently, he named that it was these two as sacraments.

A Lutheran’s favorite New Testament Book of the Bible.

A Lutheran’s favorite composer just because he was Lutheran too.

Kool Aid stock shoots up during this popular summer-time event.